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Okay. So this won't be long but it all needs to be said.

I don't want to sound like mr.popular who is being a whiny bitch. Because I'm not, and I'm not.

There is a lot of demand from everywhere for my constant conversation.

This has resulted in two things: 1) I have a lot less time for myself. And I'm not used to that. and 2) I sometimes run out of things to say and can't always be interesting. Other times I read a text and forget I ever even got it because I can't reply right away. I've ended up not even really talking to a couple of people anymore who i really like talking to.

At this point I'm always either a) at school texting people or b) at home on msn

I can't play many video games because I'm pausing them constantly. Or losing matches because I need to quit or am dying because I'm AFK. Not that that happens right now cause PSN is still down...

But you get it!

I must say though even though all the people around me are the cause of my current stresses. They are always really supportive when I go to talk about any stress. And that's why I go through the stress of keeping the friends? Endless cycle of friendship? xD

And the girlfriend is really understanding of either a) me needing time alone or b) anything really! :)

Not much to conclude. That's the blog post/ Read it cause you're bored and think about it for a short time? :P

I Am Hiccupping

The entirety of this blog post. I had the hiccups.

I will never understand people who get really scared from scary movies and have it last to when they get home. I\'m just different I guess? For me, a scary movie is like an amusement park ride. Once it's over, so is the scare. And I watch scary movies because I like being scared!

Not that I want to say people who are scared by scary movies are pussies.......but....Iunno. I just don't get it lol

It's not real! Even the stuff based on real events is so crazily misrepresented and supremely unlikely, what is the point of being scared of it? You might as well be afraid of having a plane land on you.

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Oh my god. Canucks game 7 tonight...I think I will cry. Scratch that, I KNOW I will cry if we lose. It's just so much of an emotional investment in the team that it's so hard to handle when they fail. I know I care way too much but I can't help it.

I wonder how many calls to 911 there are every year during the playoffs that involve canucks fans that have had heart attacks. I'm guessing at least 20.

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Playstation Network has been down 6 days now and they want to have it back up "within another week"

Turns out any information you had associated with your account may have been stolen, including credit card info. Makes me glad I always add the info for the purchase and then remove it immediately after. Even if I plan  on making another purchase another time.

What's even dumber is that Sony waited 6 days to tell us that our information was compromised.

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IM HICCUPPING. I know all it takes is a glass of water to fix it but thats so far awayyyyyyy...

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Oh and I had a pretty good weekend :) I saw my girlfriend...kind of every day I guess :P I enjoyed it a lot :3 Kinda think she might be a girl I could spend a really long time with :) Which would be nice :)

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Nerd Rage. It's a real thing. I was raging so hard at the final boss on Mortal Kombat last night I almost punched many things...HE IS SO UNFAIRRRRR!!!!

I never feel more manly than when I nerd rage...oh wait....actually there are other things that make me feel more manly ;) lolol

That's another blog post for another time :P

I feel like I've been depriving my very very avid readers. But I haven't. Because I've been hanging out with you. Because there is a 99% chance you are a close friend of mine lol

Fortunate Fool :P

Holy fuck people actually do care when I go a couple of days without blogging xD

Mmkays so you know what rocks? Laying with someone with your arms around them or hands on them in various ways listening to Jack Johnson in the dark. That's all I need. For like 15 minutes there life was freakin' complete lol

You know you're with someone kind of cool when you can do absolutely nothing exciting and still have fun :P And when you can share a good long silence or two without it being awkward. Uma Thurman taught me in Pulp Fiction. One of my favourite movies of ALL TIME :D

Jack Johnson - Fortunate Fool

Man I met a lot of cool people at the last party I went to :) Loads of fun :P

But it's funny because I am meeting these people through my girlfriend right? And I bring some of my friends. All of these people who know my girlfriend meet me as "the boyfriend" and while they're still my new friends. They will always think of me as "the boyfriend" :P But hey, it's better than not meeting anyone :) While the friends I bring get to meet a bunch of new friends as normal friends :P

What else has happened since i last blogged? I got a giant new bed. It is awesome.

Also. Playstation Network has been down for 2 days now. In a few moments I will go and check if it is working again. If it isn't, tears will be shed. There shall be no doubt of that.

Watched Scarface tonight, a really classic story.



If only Tony Montana knew how to be content with what he had. But his endless quest for more pushed him past the limit D:

Sometimes people need to just be happy with what they've got. Things are allowed to stay the same for a while. Some people might call it "being in a rut" but I would call it "getting comfortable."

It sounds cliche to dumb it down to telling people to "stop and smell the roses." But most cliches are around because they're true.

Okay. Finally. Harry Potter.

I loved the books as a kid. They rocked. They're even still not that bad today. Although I like Artemis Fowl more :P

ANYWAYS. The movies? The ones when they are little are just boring and suck. The more recent Harry Potter movies have been better. I don't know why I don't like them :S Maybe cause nothing can live up to the way the books were for me the first time I read them. And since I read through the series a couple of times before movies were coming I'm kind of bored of the storyline by now lol

Anywaysss. I'll blog tomorrow I'm tired :P A SEA HORSE IS BACK FOR A LONG TIME AND I AM HAPPY :)

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

So much to blog about...

I feel like there are a couple of my friends out there who aren’t liking me much anymore. Mostly because they never see me D: I’m so busy it’s unbelievable. If it’s not school it’s girlfriend time and if it’s not girlfriend time it is friend time.  Anything else is just a filler when the first 3 aren’t being done lol I find it annoying when people don’t plan things ahead of time :S You can’t just call me up and expect me to go for a movie. A lot of times it can’t be done.

And you know what? That really isn’t my fault. I haven’t played video games in two days. And guess what? That is actually an astoundingly long time for me considering I rarely watch tv and video games are my main hobby.

Today I argued with stupid Telus people. Selfish classmates. Faulty equipment that wasted an hour and a half of my time trying to troubleshoot it. And I lost a 30 dollar tool at school that was most likely stolen and not lost.

At least I finally beat a Sea Monkey at Super Smash Bros and ate some yummy chocolate cheerios from AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

I also feel like I’m getting treated a lot differently and less important by a female friend I really care about >.> But maybe it just appears that way for now :P Maybe we’re just not on co-operative schedules right now lol

Oh and another friend. I sent him a text telling him that he couldn’t keep treating me the way he did by bringing up a topic and just getting angry whenever we discussed it and ending conversation. He never responded. And hasn’t made any effort to contact me since, oh wait he contacted my girlfriend who he barely even knows to ask about it though.

Wow. Feel like I never said so much frank things in one blog post :S But that’s they way I feel.

Anyways. Starting something new in school tomorrow. Hopefully it won’t be horrible? But I don’t have my hopes up lol

Sooo Stuff?

DAMNIT.  I swear Ima never blog again if this thing keeps closing my freaking posts that I am pretty much done typing >.>

Seriously it makes for a bad blog post when I have to re-type things out. Cause I don't flesh out my ideas :( Ima blog tomorrow. I'm sorrrrry people who actually want me to bloggggg :P

A THOUSAND VIEWS. IM COOL.

This is proof right? RIGHT? :P

ANYWAYS. I've been trying to avoid blogging about having a girlfriend. But I do. So I guess I kinda have tooo :P

It's funny. There's things you miss about being in a relationship when you are single. And when you are in a relationship there are things you miss about being single. Not to say I prefer being single :P lol

Well I've seen this...oh my god...I don't have a sea name for her :O And I think I'm out of sea creatures whose names start with the word "sea" :P I guess I'll just call her "girlfriend" for now xD Till a better term can be found for everyday blog usage :P I fail D: lol

ANYWAYS. I really like this girl :P She is beautiful and she likes cool things I like (mostly :P) and she tolerates me and gets my jokes (most of the time :P) OH! And she eats pie the same way I do. Which is a special way. Ask me next time you see me! lol

Anyways. I've seen her about every day since we started dating I think :P And it's because I wanted to :) But now I can't see her for five days because of various things we have scheduled.

And while that does suck for us D: It makes time for all my awesome friends who I don't feel I see enough of anymore! So the glass is half full :)

I don't know. She is pretty amazing and I'd really like it to last :P But I don't really want to get my hopes up super high again, although its hard not to :P

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Next item on the list. I love hockey. Go Canucks Go! That is all.

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Grandmas of the world. Do not try to pick up girls for your grandsons. Even if the girl looks like tinkerbell and your grandson looks like Bradley Cooper. It's still weird. Just sayin'

If my grandma tried to tell me she found a good girl for me I would immediately turn off my brain for the rest of the conversation and think about Giant Robots. I LOVE GIANT ROBOTS. YOU LOVE GIANT ROBOTS. WE LOVE GIANT ROBOTS. CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS.

---> Oh and if you're cool and read this but don't know me. And I think there might actually be one or two of you out there. Add a Sea Anemone on facebook xDDD She's single ;) Any grandmas want to check her out for their grandsons? :P

My Biggest Pet Peeve

 Someone asked me what my biggest pet peeve was the other day :O I usually think it's a cliche question thats kinda dumb :P But I had no clue what mien would be :O I couldn't think of one. But NOW I think I know what it is.

It is when someone forgets they have plans with you. Because then you feel like you don't matter all that much :( And then they try to bring you into the plans and you feel like they're just trying to be nice and don't really want you therrre.

Whatever... <--- Oh, and I hate when people say that. It means they're annoyed D:

And when you know you're being dumb but you feel like you're being replaced because now instead of having plans made with you, you keep getting told about how plans are getting made with other people and after you're getting squeezed into them all the time >.>

Maybe im just on that man period D: What day is it?

FOR FRIG SAKESSS

I typed this out and closed it twice. IM RAGING.

*Posts ambiguous facebook status that attacks someone I know who I am in conflict with. But it's so ambiguous even they aren't sure if it's attacking them or someone else. If you like the status you are picking my side in the conflict. If you comment to try and get clarification then "you don't understand anything and it's none of your business." You won't comment if you disagree because then you are bringing the conflict into a public forum where everyone can see it. It's all your fault for doing that. Even though I made the original attacking status*

And holy crap. The next month or two or three is going to be absolutely nuts. There's parties and party buses and concerts and school and my new girlfriend and all my other friends that need to fit! lol I might die but I'll do my best to make it to the finish line still partying xDD Seriously I have my bday one day, System of a Down the next and a party bus the day after? lolol


And I'm pissed at the stupid bloggy thing breaking so ima blog again tomorrow :P promise! :P

Third Times the Charm?

Title :P

It Was Fear Of Myself That Made Me Odd

Mannn. Well I feel like most of the recent drama has ended. Only really think one person is still holding on to it :S But I think that's in her nature. I can't blame her for it. I don't think I'll ever even get what that was all about xD

I'm not sure why but I bottled up a teensy bit of rage from whatever the last little while. Maybe it's listening to all the shit that got thrown around lol

Some people are just bugging me :S

I managed to yell at my mom for about 5 minutes because she ordered the wrong pizza for me :S It was one of those "No one ever listens to Anthony" moments that sort of brought together the frustration of a lot of those moments that have happened in the last couple of days :S

It's been people in class giving me incorrect information about the right type of screws or something (when they had the different, correct screw type) and I (assuming they were correct) completed my project. And fucked up all my boxes and had to restart at the very beginning. I was pretty much done. I was pissed and almost raged at the girl but I didn't...I saved it for two days later for my mom :S

I felt so bad :( But in the moment I was PISSED.

At least tonight will be good. I need to relax!

Herpin and Derpin

Days of Our Lives? Or Degrassi? Are we old enough for it to be Days of Our Lives yet? xD


Man I am so stressed right now D: Basically all I am doing is school and talking to people. So much talking sometimes... Everyone has an opinion on me or someone else or my interactions with people.

So much so that it might end up hampering my ability to have fun times with my best friend D: Because people look strange at us if we spend time alone together. Cause I'm a male and she's a a female >.>

It's bugging me D: I have my heart pretty much set on spending time with her and others at Rathrevor Beach this summer on the island after I get out of school. But it's expensive and not a lot of people have the money D: So people want to do something like go to Golden Ears! Which is great and fun! But Sea Anemone and I can't go alone because we're pretty much not allowed to according to our friends :S So if people don't go with us to Rathtrevor Beach we either don't get to go, or get weird talking to's from people :S 

I know it will be expensive. I just don't feel like it's fair that we have something we both really want to do and might be hampered from doing it :S

^^^ Although I must admit it is a long ways ahead of time. And I would be very willing to do a second camping trip nearer the end of summer to Golden Ears or something. But I really want to get some people to Rathtrevor :)

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Now there are so many other things too D:

Anyways. There's this girl who is a bit flirty. But she's always been that way. Hasn't changed one bit. Interestingly there is this guy who is pretty flirty himself (in my opinion, and thats all it is. Im not going to say he is for sure, its my own judgement)

And yet it seems much more okay when he flirts with girls who are a) in relationships or b) liked by whoever. But if the girl does it with men, it's taken in a bad way.

I just don't understand that :S

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Okay. Now that all that is out of the way. I'm a teensy bit slow at the work in the shop at school D: I'm the slowest in my class actually... But I do it right! And am improving :P Even if I hurt myself with my tools daily xDD

It is fun.

I made a three way switch that controls a real light today! :)

It's funny. Last coupla days haven't been loads of fun :P I am still holding onto the (mostly) fun times that was the last party bus :) I met this really amazing girl :)

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Okay I lied. I knew her before the party :P But I wanted to sound like a playyaaaaa xDD But I hadn't seen her in a long time :O I'm really glad I saw her again, needless to say :P Hope I get to see her a lot more in the future :)

ANYWAYS.

I really hope camping works out :) I wouldn't be one to have a bunch of people excluded if they can't afford the trip to the island D: So I would very much like to do a second camping trip :) But I would also like people to try and do what they can to make it to the one currently being organized :)



EDIT: I just want to say. That most of any disagreements i'm hearing about seem really silly to me :S They must have been simmering for a long time because some of the things never seemed to bug people before :S

I'm also very anti-disagreement D: I don't like stuff like this. I like people to be happy and get along :) I really don't like disturbances in the force :P

Marinate the Nether Rod in the Squish Mitten?....that's dirty! :O

 (Prepare for a long one)

Man I feel like I have to blog :S Sometimes I just don't wanna. I mean I have lots to say but don't always wanna blog about it :P

Mmkay. So how to do this without making assumptions and making an ass out of you and me....

Well my two of my best friends broke up after a year and a half the other day D: Now I don't want to talk any shit about who is right or wrong or any of that. None of my business. Or at least...it is a teensy bit my business but enough not my business that I don't feel comfortable talking about it. And it's probably extremely little business of anyone who reads this blog :P Even if you think it might be lots of your business xD

And I don't want to seem like I comforted one over the other. Because one Sea Anemone around to see and one Mollusk wasn't. So I did what they did for me way back when I broke up with my first girlfriend :) I went to see the Sea Anemone and returned the hugs she gave me way back :)

ANYWAYS. This blog will be based around the fact that GUESS WHAT? There's lots of people out there in this world. And regardless of whether you think you think (or know) you loved someone doesn't mean you won't love someone else. Whether it's someone you already know, haven't met yet, or actually knew a long time ago and haven't seen in a while. Who knows! Could be anyone.

Although one of them might have a SLIGHTLY easier time ;) (JK. But i had to say it! lol)

It was a really long relationship, and is a big blow to them both considering they have put a significant portion of an important part of their lives into it. (Bam! There's a good cliche..."important part of life." Considering when you think about it ever part of life is just as important)

ANYWAYS. The point is that they will both get a lot older than they are now. And when they are, a year and a half won't seem as significant as it does now. Not to say it's insignificant :P You get the point! Don't nitpick!

Who knows for all of you! I don't care if you got prego in high school and married the guy :P Things change! Who knows about the future :O

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NEW SUBJECT.  First day in the shop at school :D I made my first electrical connections with actual wire that I had to strip (oh baby) and twist together and cap off and stuff :O And since I'm a little bitch I brought one or two home to show my mommy :3

Why am I right beside it in a weird position you ask? That is my sideways body holding up my laptop above 'em :P Cause I do not has a digital camera xD (ghetto! lol) Anyways. They're not REALLY exciting. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THEY REPRESENT 3 MONTHS OF LEARNING.

Oh and now I actually know what pliers are what xDD

Today my teacher spend a half hour explaining why drinking pee and peeing on yourself is good! Interesting stuff. He's a cool guy :O

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NEW SUBJECT. You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel ;) lol

 

 Oh and another song I like from them! Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

I totally don't like it because of the hot girl with the jackhammer. It's only because of Bam Margera driving a banana car :P And maybe the sexual innuendo.... xD

Dudeism

"Oh I was there!! I was inserting!!!" - Mr. Fantasmo

Bandage Get!! Anyways. I have been super bored lately. School is beyond boring right now. The last three days has just been safety videos :S And I've been a little unsatisfied with the lifeyness D: I cannot wait for summer. I just want to wear shorts and a t-shirt is that so much to ask??? So I became ordained as a dudeist priest today!

The basic idea behind Dudeism.

"Life is short and complicated and nobody knows what to do about it. So don’t do anything about it. Just take it easy, man. Stop worrying so much whether you’ll make it into the finals. Kick back with some friends and some oat soda and whether you roll strikes or gutters, do your best to be true to yourself and others – that is to say, abide."
The Big Lebowski's a great movie...

Interesting question. I was asked recently "if you met the right girl, what would you give up for her?"

Well I don't really know. I am a big fan of "you don't know how you're going to act until you're in the situation." So if I haven't met the right girl, I don't know what I would give up :O

I would hope I wouldn't have to give up anything :S I am curious why I would have to give something up. If it was giving up something I enjoyed because she didn't like it? Hell no. She's obviously not "the right girl" then :P And if it required me to move any significant distance? Also highly unlikely.

To tell you the truth I don't expect I would need to give up anything if it was the right girl.

Another odd one (don't ask where these questions came from xD) was "What's the best day of your life?"

Well I would like to think it hasn't happened yet :S Otherwise this shit's going to be badddd xDD I can name a couple of periods of time when I was at my happiest. Which are all in somewhat recent memory. I would probably say this one camping trip, and a period of time with my last girlfriend where everything seemed perfect in life :P

But I can't say I've ever had a day that was definitively the best of my life. Just like I can't say I've had a worst day of my life.

It all blends together so seamlessly....

Blargh. Random blog because I'm bored and have nothing better to do. And it isn't even super funny or help me straighten my head out at all.

BY THE WAY. The average person burns 70 calories per hour watching tv. Ima buy a bunch of tvs and get RIPPPEDDDD :)

OH AND LOOKEE HERE.

Touch A Man ;)

The title makes it sound sexual. But it's not :P See the main difference between guys and girls is that guys need to seem masculine. No matter how "in touch with his feminine side" a guy is, he still gives off an air of masculinity doesn't he? And we try to preserve that air of masculinity about us.

But inside we're all soft and gooey :P Okay no we're not. That would ruin the masculinity! But see women don't have that masculinity to protect. They're supposed to be all touchy feel-ey and stuff right? No one thinks anything when a woman goes up to another woman and goes "Oh my god! How are youuuu?" and gives her a hug and is touching her like crazy. But a man can't do that, to another man or a woman! Because it's just not what we do. We need to be masculine about it.

If a woman gets all that touchy feely with a man most people take it as flirting. And sometimes it is, but sometimes it's not. It's just the way women are, when they talk to you they touch you.

But you see men still need that same touching! But because we need to preserve that masculinity we don't always get it D: The touching doesn't need to be sexual, it just needs to be there! Physically touching another person makes you feel better about yourself (Y)

It's why hugs work :) And why I always hug my friends! :P

Nice....long...hugs.....mmmm..........yea.........

Seriously. Try it out. You want to get a male to listen to you and treat you well? Touch him three times during a conversation. You don't even need to be female for it to work :P

Now people are going to think I go around trying to seduce men xDDDD

Don't brush this off! I learned it from a woman! And her JOB used to be to make random people she has never seen before think she is the coolest thing since sliced bread :P

OMGLIFEDECISIONSWTF

Seriously D:

Today was the Career Fair at BCIT. And I have been presented with a couple of very enticing options...

The first is going to Fort Mac! Where's Fort Mac you ask? It's the middle of nowhere in Alberta :P

I would start at $5,000 a month. 21 days on then 7 days off in a camp where they feed me and give me a free place to sleep. I can go there for 5 years come back here and buy a house and a car in cash. I will be set. Only problem about that is the fact that I have to leave everyone I care about, have no chance of meeting anyone I will care about (because there are pretty much no women), the camps are also huge for prostitution and drug addiction...

It gives me an apprenticeship though, which is what I really want to move up in my trade right? Unfortunately I would have to do it all in one province. So if I hate it and want to leave after two years and come back to BC I get no credit for those two years in BC for my apprenticeship :(

People get used to the amazing money and don't want to leave. Then they have all this money and nowhere to spend it so they buy hookers and drugs...yayyyyy.

That's a guaranteed employment opportunity where I can get rich really quick and die on the inside xD

Corix is a company that has the contract from BC Hydro to change all the meters to digital meters. 18 months under contract guaranteed employment. I've basically been told if I applied I would get the job. But it doesn't give me an apprenticeship D:

It sounds so appealing but in the end it doesn't move me forward...

ARGHARGARGHARGH.

I really want to get an apprenticeship locally though, even though it might be a smidge harder. But those recruiters...they just make things sound sooo appealing sometime.


Oh wells. Went and bought my work boots today :D $179 and they are the comfiest boots of my LIFE. You people who don't work in the trades couldn't possibly understand the amazingness of a comfy work boot.... And I got to rub this awesome lube stuff all over the leather xD REAL LEATHER :P

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Man though I'm having a real tough time being happy sometimes lately :S Video games are losing the fun they once had and even when I was partying I wasn't at my peak Pretzelness :S The most fun I've had in a while was this Sunday and that took drugs to get... I'm so exhausted.

WE SHOULD ALL BE GOLD.

No seriously. I see these golden people walking around all the time. And they think they're attractive but they're gross :S But maybe if we were all gold in the first place (get on it jesus) then we wouldn't have to laugh at them behind their backs all the time :) And the world would be a better place because of less mocking of others :P

Hey. Its Sunday. Remember when I used to post cute things on Sunday? Yeah me too! Like just now!

The upcoming week in school is safety week! So that should be easy :P On the not so plus side. I will likely be extremely bored. I spend pretty much erry day waiting for school to end so it can be summer. And I can get money like 50 cent. And supposedly bitches come with the munnies :O Lol.

I still remember my boss when I left my temp job at Winexpert. "All the ladies will be all over you once you're an electrician. You'll be setup so well to be a Journeyman at such a young age" Let's hope so? lol

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^ I'm going to start putting that when I want to tell someone something but don't want to hurt their feelings. So win. Everyone will always be in doubt at whether or not I am annoyed at them xDD And that is how I will troll people's real lives :P

STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME

It is so difficult to know what I can post on here and what I can't. I've shown before that my judgement on what will and what won't offend people is a bit off :S

I have lotsa things to say but I'm only going to say them if I feel confident it won't hurt anyone. And some of the things I've been thinking lately might :S But they're just thoughts for now. Sometimes there's a long period after the inception of an idea before it really comes to fruition and you see the effects of it.

We'll see where this takes me.

Btw I've been super bitchy today after I got home and wanted to rip some throats out and I think I did a damn good job of not doing that :) lol

While the fun-time party last night wasn't what I expected, it was still pretty damn fun :)

I shotgunned a beer for the first time! I am so proud xD I got a good 2/3 down before there was any significant spillage :P AND I BOUNCED :D

I needed that partay. Lately I have been feeling quite unfulfilled with the life thing :S I'm looking to change that. Maybe that 19th birthday thing will see a big change in me, or maybe it won't *shrugs*

Well now I guess the season of the 19th birthdays has started right? I hope it's good :D I'm pumped for mine now that the Sea Foam has had hers :P


Oh here's a pic of the present I made for ze Sea Foam :O It's a SUPER CUP! Featuring a crazy straw holder and on the bottom is an attached Homer Simpson coaster that TALKS :O

 

Oh and of course the video that inspires the title of the blog post :O
I FOREVER LOVE THIS VIDEO. STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME.

WHAT THE HELL

Okay. Update to previous story. My mom just came in and asked if I had tried to talk to her while she vacuumed the stairs :O I certainly didn't, and neither did my brother. I'm playing COD!!! Durf! Woman! Anyways. My dad isn't home either.

Apparently while she was vacuuming she distinctly heard someone loudly scream right beside her ear "You can't hear anything when you're vacuuming!!!!"

Scary stuff :O

Rownry <-- Scooby Doo is Lonely D:

Anyyways. It's blogging time it's blogging time! Hey!

So. My mom is the firmest believer that our house is haunted. Scary ghosts are floating around and screwing with us all the time apparently :O Not much has happened recently, but in the past she was so annoyed people didn't believe her she gathered all sorts of evidence and documented events and everything! :O The folders full of stuff are still in a filing cabinet somewhere :P

There are so many stories I've been told over the years but I've never experienced anything that i haven't been able to explain later. Even if it took me a couple of years xD

My dad has had juice boxes float towards him, unexplainable glowing rings have appeared in various locations inside and outside my house, appliances have gone haywire, things have gone missing and then appeared in strange places, strange unexplainable smells, things being spilt when no one's around etc.

Apparently when I was a kid all the toys I had that lit up or made any sound would play with themselves when no one was around. And every one of my family has actually seen something strange like this, except for me.

I have never seen anything. I have gone so far as to mock the ghost thing in front of my family and tried to antagonize it to prove to them it's not real. And it's never done anything. Oddly as I typed this a pillow fell down on the other side of the room for no reason. Coincidence.

It's just like my lack of belief in a god. I don't plan on believing unless something shows up in front of my face and proves me wrong.

Cupcake Relationships!

My relationships with people are all cupcakes. They are all like cupcakes. Everyone has a cupcake relationship with me. My cupcake relationship with everyone just HAPPENS to be covered in a shitload of icing! Yum!
But when things go bad and someone gets mad it's like punching the cupcake :_: And no one likes to punch a cupcake! So don't get mad! Laughing, crying, all that jazz. That's all okay. The cupcake isn't necessarily getting punched.

So I'll keep making you laugh and keep making you cry...or...you know...whatever bodily fluids you want to excrete. And I'll clean them up. No questions asked. Because that's the kind of relationship we have. Just don't get them on the cupcake...

Does that analogy work? No? I TRIED MY BEST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRITICAL.

A Sea Monkey asked for a blog post about her. DO I SOUND LIKE I'M IN THE MENTAL SHAPE TO GET THAT DONE?

Okay so maybe I am. But she doesn't get one until I beat her at Super Smash Bros! And btw I can't wait for FRIDAY :D Hopefully a Sea Anemone will be better by then!!! She's very sick right now :(


I think I actually have lots to say. But I've been forgetting to blog and am busy right now so I'm going to end this. Maybe I is blog tomorrow :)