I had a really fun weekend that was a little too busy to blog as much as I usually do :O Went to the Giants game. We raped. I have the best brother ever. Oh yeah. Family snow shoveling and breakfast, I have the best family ever. Oh yeah.
Now I went on a date on Friday! :O And I had lots of fun and I'm pree sure she had lots of fun too :P But then she went on another date on Sunday. Woahoahoahoah. Now see that's fine, cause we just went on a date and we're not in a relationship :) So she can go on other dates too.
I mean it's not against the rules right? But the girl I'm looking for probably wouldn't go around testing the waters with every guy who's interested in her at the moment :S Sooo even though she's an awesome girl I think that might've turned me off :S Whether she wants to go out again or not :S
So yeah. back to that "are my standards too high?" thing :S
I mean at this point are there so few out there that I am supposed to get into that whole competition with other guys thing or what? Or are there plenty of fish in the sea so I can let this one go? Or does taking that stance just mean I'm being submissive to all the other guys out there who are looking for the same thing as me so they're always gonna win and I'll never get what I want >.> AHHH! :P
Blargh. Still trying to figure out how this whole thing works xD
Oh and I'm thinking of shaving the beard and starting again so it looks better or getting rid of it all together? :O It's such a hard choice because I KNOW I would look better if I had any clue what I was doing when I started xD But starting again is soooo harddd. I NEED HELP CHOOSING :P
Monday, February 28, 2011
Neglecting Duties :O
ZOMG. I haven't been posting D: I am such a bad person. I believe I owe my readers a cute image and an awesome meme so here we go!!!
For Meme Monday I bring you one that I'm not sure is very popular :O Hipster Ariel is all the rage right now but I'm a fan of bringing Hipsterism to all Disney characters!!!
Look at that money on cat action!
For Meme Monday I bring you one that I'm not sure is very popular :O Hipster Ariel is all the rage right now but I'm a fan of bringing Hipsterism to all Disney characters!!!
Friday, February 25, 2011
The Tragically Hip
One of my topCanadian bands of all time. They've been pumping out albums since before I was born and they're still doing it :) Gord Downie the singer is awesomely passionate and a super cool weirdo :D And not going to lie. Love the hair on the guitarists Langlois + Baker
They're in line with the Matthew Good Band and The Guess Who as legends in my eyes :) Like I say I always have trouble describing bands that I find unique so I'll let the music do that talking. And yes I do recognize The Hip do show quite a bit of resemblance to R.E.M. when it comes to musical style. Interesting in that both bands formed in 1980. Some say that R.E.M. was so awesome us Canadians had to have our own version. I think it's the other way around but I love both bands still :P
Note: Second song (Poets - Woodstock) cuts out before the end but I dont care. It's so amazing. Look closely for some Canadian tits ;) Man I'm such a perv xDDD
The Tragically Hip and Their Friend? :O
Woodstock :D
OH GOD YES *GASM*
They're in line with the Matthew Good Band and The Guess Who as legends in my eyes :) Like I say I always have trouble describing bands that I find unique so I'll let the music do that talking. And yes I do recognize The Hip do show quite a bit of resemblance to R.E.M. when it comes to musical style. Interesting in that both bands formed in 1980. Some say that R.E.M. was so awesome us Canadians had to have our own version. I think it's the other way around but I love both bands still :P
Note: Second song (Poets - Woodstock) cuts out before the end but I dont care. It's so amazing. Look closely for some Canadian tits ;) Man I'm such a perv xDDD
The Tragically Hip and Their Friend? :O
Woodstock :D
OH GOD YES *GASM*
Thursday, February 24, 2011
I'm Like Woah!
I love the wind. it freaking rocks. The last 2 days when I've gotten off school there has been some beautiful sunshine and this powerful wind. It's been so purdy and nice out :) And I don't wear my coat even though it's cold out because the chill makes me feel awesome!
Seriously! It's all refreshing and it blows in different ways and its unpredictable and it is just epic. It made me feel so good. Thank you Mr.Wind for being there for me the last two days :)
I almost missed grabbing my ride because I had zoned out while I was walking :O It's funny how something small like that can take you out of where you currently are and what you are currently doing and have you sort of float above yourself. It could be an awesome song, hell it could be a nice evening of drunkenness on the weekend :P
It's funny. Because my life has been sort of windy lately. I'm so used to planning everything out. Hell way back when I used to write things down that I thought of as conversation topics because I was the most boring kid and I hoped to be interesting people. But now I'm just floating along on the wind being myself and it is working great. I have been a big worrier since forever and I've had a really overactive mind that is always thinking about something so the ten or so minute moments after school these last two days have been awesome for me. For ten minutes there I didn't worry :) And I just want to capture that and carry it with me all the time. Instead of focusing on all the lameness I need to focus on the fact that life is awesome...
Life for me has just been school and video games lately and it had sort of been bringing me down. I want to hang with all my friends but there is just so little time in the weekends and it's hard to get together with people during the week D:
But I guess this is what being an adult is like? And I need to accept it.
It's funny because as I thought about this blog post the last two days a man who i sort of look up to has been thinking the same thing. And today he posted a video on youtube outlining his train of thought and it's really similar to mine. Take a minute. Watch this video. You'll hear a man talking and you'll watch a man play video games. Don't. Bring up another browser and just listen to the video. Maybe him and I are just on the same wavelength right now :S But this video helped me define the way I've been feeling and from his previous videos I sort of feel like he's a lot like me.
So give it a listen. And if it sounds like I've taken things he said and used it as my own, well I kind of did because as I said he helped me define my thoughts. And also I didn't because I've been feeling this way on my own.
Hell you don't have to listen. But It'd be nice if you did :)
Seananners - Why So Serious?
Seriously! It's all refreshing and it blows in different ways and its unpredictable and it is just epic. It made me feel so good. Thank you Mr.Wind for being there for me the last two days :)
I almost missed grabbing my ride because I had zoned out while I was walking :O It's funny how something small like that can take you out of where you currently are and what you are currently doing and have you sort of float above yourself. It could be an awesome song, hell it could be a nice evening of drunkenness on the weekend :P
It's funny. Because my life has been sort of windy lately. I'm so used to planning everything out. Hell way back when I used to write things down that I thought of as conversation topics because I was the most boring kid and I hoped to be interesting people. But now I'm just floating along on the wind being myself and it is working great. I have been a big worrier since forever and I've had a really overactive mind that is always thinking about something so the ten or so minute moments after school these last two days have been awesome for me. For ten minutes there I didn't worry :) And I just want to capture that and carry it with me all the time. Instead of focusing on all the lameness I need to focus on the fact that life is awesome...
Life for me has just been school and video games lately and it had sort of been bringing me down. I want to hang with all my friends but there is just so little time in the weekends and it's hard to get together with people during the week D:
But I guess this is what being an adult is like? And I need to accept it.
It's funny because as I thought about this blog post the last two days a man who i sort of look up to has been thinking the same thing. And today he posted a video on youtube outlining his train of thought and it's really similar to mine. Take a minute. Watch this video. You'll hear a man talking and you'll watch a man play video games. Don't. Bring up another browser and just listen to the video. Maybe him and I are just on the same wavelength right now :S But this video helped me define the way I've been feeling and from his previous videos I sort of feel like he's a lot like me.
So give it a listen. And if it sounds like I've taken things he said and used it as my own, well I kind of did because as I said he helped me define my thoughts. And also I didn't because I've been feeling this way on my own.
Hell you don't have to listen. But It'd be nice if you did :)
Seananners - Why So Serious?
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Florence Welch (>^.^)>
Did I say something about having a thing for women who make music? I think I did. In case you didn't read it though. I have a thing for women who rock.Florence Welch is one of these women :) A very beautiful woman who makes very beautiful music. She's a redhead and that makes her okay in my books :D It better damn well be natural! I hope she hasn't been lying to me D: I think it's natural and then she dyes it different reds...ANYWAYS. To top it all off her voice is tremendous! And when she sing it compounds with her astonishing appearance :O
I love her album "Lungs" and can't wait for her next one. Not much to say. She bears her soul in her music and is a lovely lady :) We're going to slip a little music in here with some pics of our chosen woman this time :D
Awesome :D
How to Sing Pretty :)
How to pose :D
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Could Happen to Anyone D:
http://www.thenownews.com/Alleged+driver+facing+impaired+charges/4321305/story.html
Pretty typical story right? You see someone who's been in an accident and no one has stopped to help yet so you take it upon yourself. I would do the same. And that's just what had happened. The first car hit a cement barrier so this other couple took it upon themselves to stop and make sure they were okay and didn't need any help. No one was seriously hurt in the accident but then another driver hit the people on the side of the raod. But I'm not going to talk about the victims, because that's the way life is. You never know when it could end. And it's sad, but they're gone now.
I'm going to talk about the man who is facing 7 charges for hitting and killing these people who were on the side of the road. Cory Sater tore down the roof of my deck a week ago. He was a really nice guy with a great sense of humor, who was the only of his fathers kids who was on a straight and narrow path. He was here tearing down the deck roof that he had built about ten years ago on behalf of his dads company. He's diabetic and he has two kids that his girlfriend left him with. He is the one facing those 7 charges. He fled the scene of the accident. He shouldn't have.
Now most of you would say "Well he shouldn't have driven off!" And most of you think that you wouldn't do that, and you would stop and help. But no one REALLY knows how they are going to react in the heat of the moment when something like that happens. No matter how good of a person you are your instinct might be to flee. I for one sympathize with Cory as much as I do with his victims. What's going to happen to his two kids he's raising without much help at all from his ex girlfriend? How's his father going to feel knowing the one son that wasn't wasting his life is now going to jail?
There's always two sides to a story.
Pretty typical story right? You see someone who's been in an accident and no one has stopped to help yet so you take it upon yourself. I would do the same. And that's just what had happened. The first car hit a cement barrier so this other couple took it upon themselves to stop and make sure they were okay and didn't need any help. No one was seriously hurt in the accident but then another driver hit the people on the side of the raod. But I'm not going to talk about the victims, because that's the way life is. You never know when it could end. And it's sad, but they're gone now.
I'm going to talk about the man who is facing 7 charges for hitting and killing these people who were on the side of the road. Cory Sater tore down the roof of my deck a week ago. He was a really nice guy with a great sense of humor, who was the only of his fathers kids who was on a straight and narrow path. He was here tearing down the deck roof that he had built about ten years ago on behalf of his dads company. He's diabetic and he has two kids that his girlfriend left him with. He is the one facing those 7 charges. He fled the scene of the accident. He shouldn't have.
Now most of you would say "Well he shouldn't have driven off!" And most of you think that you wouldn't do that, and you would stop and help. But no one REALLY knows how they are going to react in the heat of the moment when something like that happens. No matter how good of a person you are your instinct might be to flee. I for one sympathize with Cory as much as I do with his victims. What's going to happen to his two kids he's raising without much help at all from his ex girlfriend? How's his father going to feel knowing the one son that wasn't wasting his life is now going to jail?
There's always two sides to a story.
Monday, February 21, 2011
IM A LIAR D: HATE ME IF YOU MUST
Meme Monday is going to stay on monday because I have just encountered something that is totally bloggable (ITS A WORK OKAY. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DICK. ALWAYS NEY-SAYING. EVERYTHING I CREATE!!! WHY DONT YOU CREATE SOMETHING!!!!) for tomorrow.
Anyways. Meme Monday shall now commence as per the regular schedule of awesome.
Ahhh Socially Awkward Penguin. You make me feel better about myself :) Sometimes...when I don't see a connection between the penguins situation and me....okay...most of the time I see myself in the penguin. BUT NOT ALWAYS.
This is defs in my top 5 memes along with Bachelor Frog :D
Anyways. Meme Monday shall now commence as per the regular schedule of awesome.
Ahhh Socially Awkward Penguin. You make me feel better about myself :) Sometimes...when I don't see a connection between the penguins situation and me....okay...most of the time I see myself in the penguin. BUT NOT ALWAYS.
This is defs in my top 5 memes along with Bachelor Frog :D
Cancer :_:
Cancer is lamesauce. And I'm not going to lie that going into this blog post and thus far in my life I haven't had a huge amount of experience with friends or family being affected by Cancer. My aunt's best friend has cancer right now (not sure exactly what kind) as is going through chemotherapy which has brought my aunt down from the interior to visit quite a bit recently so she can see her friend.
Now when it comes to chemotherapy there are a couple of cancers it does really well against such as Leukemia. But it doesn't have much of a success rate when it comes to a lot of others. The drugs in chemotherapy work by killing the cancer cells, unfortunately they kill a lot of normal cells at the same time and just end up ravaging the body. Interesting Fact: 81% of cancer specialists wouldn't consent to a drug trial due to the effects on the body and its innefectiveness.
It's pretty bad that most of the things people associate with cancer as symptoms are actually symptoms of the treatment for cancer rather than the affliction itself.
Now we in Port Coquitlam have had the greatness of Terry Fox drilled into our heads damn good. And don't get me wrong he himself, a great man. And his family are also really good people for continuing his legacy. But give a pause and think about the big picture for a minute.
We have a cure for cancer but no one seems to think about it. Prevention. Most cancers (I believe more than the one third that the Canadian Cancer Society officially states) can be prevented through the simple act of a healthy lifestyle. But it seems rare to hear about money being put into education on cancer prevention, it's always going into a (likely non-existent) cure.
The pharmaceutical companies that make chemotherapy drugs make unimaginable amounts of money yearly off of the suffering of the people that have cancer. But you can't patent prevention. Do those companies really care about helping you or do they care about the money they make while they do it?
I myself don't give money to those charities that are trying to cure cancer, and I don't run in their gatherings either. Keeping in mind some cancers are greatly influenced by genetics. But these things just can't be helped. Some people get born in the Congo, some in Canada. Some people genetically lean towards cancer and some don't. It's unfortunate, but would you rather they be cured and pass on their genes which can give their children a tendency for cancer that might not be cured?
Cancer's a horrible thing. It's serious business. And I do recognize that those walks can raise money that go into research into the start of cancer, the genetics, and the lives of the people who get it. And I recognize that they are really good for those who have lost people because it gives them a way of feeling like they're giving back. But I still won't run, because I know that all of those organizations go back in one way or another to a man who has a company that makes drugs and sells them. And he cares about giving his family a nice life. And I bet he makes sure they eat well and get exercise. Because he knows a lot more than most people about cancer...
Cancer Prevention Diet
Everything you smoke,drink,eat, breathe, and be around, along with your physical activity comes into play.
Now let's face it I'm a regular person. I don't get as much exercise as I would like. But I eat well enough, I don't smoke tobacco (not going to get into the smoking of anything else right now, different subject lol) And I do stuff I probably shouldn't. And we're all regular people. It doesn't need to make you a health nut. But I know people who eat Mcdonalds on a daily basis and are always complaining because theirs something wrong with them healthwise. I wonder why? I eat Mcdonalds. Hell I love Mcdonalds! But I only get it for special occassions.
Example: Out late with a friend and I want to be nice and buy them something or a friend is in from out of town and I want to hang out with them somewhere.
In the end I do try. And I hope you do too! Because so far cancer hasn't affected me much and I'd rather it doesn't.
Note: I went to look for pictures to prevent TL;DR syndrome. But I didn't want to post anything horrifying and I didn't want to take away from the seriousness of the post. Plus, if you're too lazy to read you'll probably just dismiss everything I say anyways because you're too lazy to try and improve your diet. Oh well, good luck. That's all I can say to you.
Note2: Meme Monday is being pushed to Tuesday because I say so lol
Now when it comes to chemotherapy there are a couple of cancers it does really well against such as Leukemia. But it doesn't have much of a success rate when it comes to a lot of others. The drugs in chemotherapy work by killing the cancer cells, unfortunately they kill a lot of normal cells at the same time and just end up ravaging the body. Interesting Fact: 81% of cancer specialists wouldn't consent to a drug trial due to the effects on the body and its innefectiveness.
It's pretty bad that most of the things people associate with cancer as symptoms are actually symptoms of the treatment for cancer rather than the affliction itself.
Now we in Port Coquitlam have had the greatness of Terry Fox drilled into our heads damn good. And don't get me wrong he himself, a great man. And his family are also really good people for continuing his legacy. But give a pause and think about the big picture for a minute.
We have a cure for cancer but no one seems to think about it. Prevention. Most cancers (I believe more than the one third that the Canadian Cancer Society officially states) can be prevented through the simple act of a healthy lifestyle. But it seems rare to hear about money being put into education on cancer prevention, it's always going into a (likely non-existent) cure.
The pharmaceutical companies that make chemotherapy drugs make unimaginable amounts of money yearly off of the suffering of the people that have cancer. But you can't patent prevention. Do those companies really care about helping you or do they care about the money they make while they do it?
I myself don't give money to those charities that are trying to cure cancer, and I don't run in their gatherings either. Keeping in mind some cancers are greatly influenced by genetics. But these things just can't be helped. Some people get born in the Congo, some in Canada. Some people genetically lean towards cancer and some don't. It's unfortunate, but would you rather they be cured and pass on their genes which can give their children a tendency for cancer that might not be cured?
Cancer's a horrible thing. It's serious business. And I do recognize that those walks can raise money that go into research into the start of cancer, the genetics, and the lives of the people who get it. And I recognize that they are really good for those who have lost people because it gives them a way of feeling like they're giving back. But I still won't run, because I know that all of those organizations go back in one way or another to a man who has a company that makes drugs and sells them. And he cares about giving his family a nice life. And I bet he makes sure they eat well and get exercise. Because he knows a lot more than most people about cancer...
Cancer Prevention Diet
Everything you smoke,drink,eat, breathe, and be around, along with your physical activity comes into play.
Now let's face it I'm a regular person. I don't get as much exercise as I would like. But I eat well enough, I don't smoke tobacco (not going to get into the smoking of anything else right now, different subject lol) And I do stuff I probably shouldn't. And we're all regular people. It doesn't need to make you a health nut. But I know people who eat Mcdonalds on a daily basis and are always complaining because theirs something wrong with them healthwise. I wonder why? I eat Mcdonalds. Hell I love Mcdonalds! But I only get it for special occassions.
Example: Out late with a friend and I want to be nice and buy them something or a friend is in from out of town and I want to hang out with them somewhere.
In the end I do try. And I hope you do too! Because so far cancer hasn't affected me much and I'd rather it doesn't.
Note: I went to look for pictures to prevent TL;DR syndrome. But I didn't want to post anything horrifying and I didn't want to take away from the seriousness of the post. Plus, if you're too lazy to read you'll probably just dismiss everything I say anyways because you're too lazy to try and improve your diet. Oh well, good luck. That's all I can say to you.
Note2: Meme Monday is being pushed to Tuesday because I say so lol
Sunday, February 20, 2011
CUTENESSZOMGOMGWTFBBQNAZIS
It is Sunday. I did not pass church. I did not collect $200. But I did look up cute pics on the internet :DD
If only I were teh sea lion :P
Life Has A Third Thing
You see there is one thing more than hot sexy sexy sex and sad horrible death! And I sort of didn't mention it in my post about the first two things life has. And this one is Frilly Fraternal Facilitating Factitious Folding Friends.
They are awesome and are (almost**) (i think****) as good as hot sexy sexy sex =P
Woahwoahwoah. This isn't going to be another one of those Sea Anemone posts is it? FUCK THAT. Been too many of those already. Bitch. Gunna boost her ego. No sir. Not me. This post is abouttttt
That guy who stops beside you at the front of a line at a red light and doesn't realize he's racing you but HE TOTALLY FREAKIN' IS.
AND how fun it is to teach an old person how to do something on the computer. YOU FEEL SO SMART.
AND I am watching an old man talk about his air purifier that you can't possible live without and you don't even know it. This nice old man is an asshole who is trying to take my money D:
Now Dyson on the other hand, that's a guy who is probably really cool. He makes vacuums and other stuff toooo.
I need to drink my milkshake now :) GOODNIGHT/
They are awesome and are (almost**) (i think****) as good as hot sexy sexy sex =P
Woahwoahwoah. This isn't going to be another one of those Sea Anemone posts is it? FUCK THAT. Been too many of those already. Bitch. Gunna boost her ego. No sir. Not me. This post is abouttttt
That guy who stops beside you at the front of a line at a red light and doesn't realize he's racing you but HE TOTALLY FREAKIN' IS.
AND how fun it is to teach an old person how to do something on the computer. YOU FEEL SO SMART.
AND I am watching an old man talk about his air purifier that you can't possible live without and you don't even know it. This nice old man is an asshole who is trying to take my money D:
Now Dyson on the other hand, that's a guy who is probably really cool. He makes vacuums and other stuff toooo.
I need to drink my milkshake now :) GOODNIGHT/
Friday, February 18, 2011
The Cake is Not a Lie!!!
I love Cake. They are officially my favourite band ever :D And believe me giving them that distinction was difficult cause I like wayyyy too many bands xD They're basically a pretty relaxed alternative rock band with one thing that seperates them from the pack. Its John Mcrea and his sexy voice and lyrics that are sometimes singing sometimes spoken word. The lyrics are what get me. THEY ARE SO AMAZING. Something really odd is Mcrea's love with the instrument that has seen usage on almost every (if not every) album by the band. It's called the vibraslap (sounds dirty :D) And it makes this epic sound! You'll defs see it in some of the songs I post.
They've been releasing albums since 1994. My favourites being Fashion Nugget which was their second album released in 1996 and Comfort Eagle which came out in 2001 :) They just released Showroom of Compassion and it was their first album in 7 years! :O
Anyways, I realize I'm not going into too much detail but it's because I have difficulty describing the music a lot of bands make :S I just like to post their songs and you can listen to them and decide for yourselves :) I will post the lyrics to one of my favourite songs and then some links to cool videos :)
Short Skirt is one of their most popular songs. And that's cause its awesome! =P And it has the vibraslap! lol. End Of The Movie is actually a video made by a fan but I really like it, and the song is awesome so it makes it in :D Sick of You is a single from the new album Showroom Of Compassion.
Short Skirt, Long Jacket (Everyones fav song) AND VIBRASLAP ;)
Sheep Go To Heaven!
End Of The Movie
I Will Survive (Cover of Gloria Gaynor that is AMAZING)
Sick Of You - Recent Single :)
Note to self: Remember to buy a vibraslap for next Christmas
They've been releasing albums since 1994. My favourites being Fashion Nugget which was their second album released in 1996 and Comfort Eagle which came out in 2001 :) They just released Showroom of Compassion and it was their first album in 7 years! :O
Anyways, I realize I'm not going into too much detail but it's because I have difficulty describing the music a lot of bands make :S I just like to post their songs and you can listen to them and decide for yourselves :) I will post the lyrics to one of my favourite songs and then some links to cool videos :)
Short Skirt is one of their most popular songs. And that's cause its awesome! =P And it has the vibraslap! lol. End Of The Movie is actually a video made by a fan but I really like it, and the song is awesome so it makes it in :D Sick of You is a single from the new album Showroom Of Compassion.
Short Skirt, Long Jacket (Everyones fav song) AND VIBRASLAP ;)
Sheep Go To Heaven!
End Of The Movie
I Will Survive (Cover of Gloria Gaynor that is AMAZING)
Sick Of You - Recent Single :)
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Righters Cube
I have writers block. HAHA GET IT. THE TITLE IS RIGHTERS CUBE. RIGHTERS IS A MISSPELLING OF WRITERS AND A CUBE IS THE SAME AS A BLOCK.
Yeah did I mention I have writers block? Or is it personality block? :S Because this blog is really just an extension of my personality...Hrm...
Anyways. my life continues. Stuff happens in it. Some of it not suitable for blogging. Other things are! Like the fact that school just went from as easy as it gets to intensely difficult in about 2 hours >.> And the fact that I love video games and kick ass at them. I am 725th all time in Domination on Black Ops for the PS3. For those who don't know, about 500,000 people play Black Ops on a daily basis so to be that high of a rank in any game mode is insane. And it also shows I have no life =P
It's funny because I always worry I will run out of interesting and people will get bored of me. And I can point out instances in my life where I actually think that's happened D: I mean funnyness is pree much all I got going for me on a regular basis so I try to keep it going as often as possible =P Anyways it was only a matter of time till I ran out of interesting for my blog. But don't worry folks the interesting always comes back :) It just might take a bit =P Until then please enjoy very gross video. I hate myself for laughing at this girl because it's mean. But let's face it. She got caught brown handed.... xDDDD LOL PUNS
Yeah did I mention I have writers block? Or is it personality block? :S Because this blog is really just an extension of my personality...Hrm...
Anyways. my life continues. Stuff happens in it. Some of it not suitable for blogging. Other things are! Like the fact that school just went from as easy as it gets to intensely difficult in about 2 hours >.> And the fact that I love video games and kick ass at them. I am 725th all time in Domination on Black Ops for the PS3. For those who don't know, about 500,000 people play Black Ops on a daily basis so to be that high of a rank in any game mode is insane. And it also shows I have no life =P
It's funny because I always worry I will run out of interesting and people will get bored of me. And I can point out instances in my life where I actually think that's happened D: I mean funnyness is pree much all I got going for me on a regular basis so I try to keep it going as often as possible =P Anyways it was only a matter of time till I ran out of interesting for my blog. But don't worry folks the interesting always comes back :) It just might take a bit =P Until then please enjoy very gross video. I hate myself for laughing at this girl because it's mean. But let's face it. She got caught brown handed.... xDDDD LOL PUNS
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Basic Instinct
It's wed-nez-day and that means it's time to highlight a beautiful woman in the world! :) Today I bring you the wonders of Sharon Stone.
Believe it or not she is at the ripe young age of 45 in this photo!!! :O (She's 52 now) Now she MUST have had things done which I'm not a huge fan of but that's her perogative (spelling?) lol
She is a great actress who has been in some movies I've really liked like Total Recall (Schwarznegger and a pretty girl in a sci-fi that features a three breasted mutant woman BOO YEAH!!!!) And Basic Instinct (oh baby :D) And most important of all! She's hot! =P
And believe it or not I really respect her, even though she lied for years about being some kind of genius >.> You see unlike many actresses today who are essentially objects of lust in a lot of their movies and never show anything. *coughMeganFoxcough* When she went to do the movie Basic Instinct and was going to play a woman who had a lot of crazy sex do you know what she did? There were a lot of sex scenes, and she bared it ALL. And you know what? If you aren't going to show me what you've gott don't play a slutty character. That just makes no sense. Hell, in all the litigation to get Basic Instinct 2 released she was fighting to include more sex scenes while others were against it! Unfortunately they apparently had to cut a really good group sex scene from the movie to get an R rating xDD
Listed as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world in 1992 I most certainly agree. And it's not just because I've seen her vag xDD She was willing to truly get into a character in a way most actresses of high caliber today refuse to do and for that she gets some R-E-S-P-E-C-T from me. And even if she's not as beautiful now she certainly did a damn good job of holding onto it for a long time.
1) Side boob 2) Short hair <3
Yum :D
Sharon Angry ;)
I appreciate a pretty lady =P So what? Stop reading my blog if you don't like it xD lol
Believe it or not she is at the ripe young age of 45 in this photo!!! :O (She's 52 now) Now she MUST have had things done which I'm not a huge fan of but that's her perogative (spelling?) lol
She is a great actress who has been in some movies I've really liked like Total Recall (Schwarznegger and a pretty girl in a sci-fi that features a three breasted mutant woman BOO YEAH!!!!) And Basic Instinct (oh baby :D) And most important of all! She's hot! =P
And believe it or not I really respect her, even though she lied for years about being some kind of genius >.> You see unlike many actresses today who are essentially objects of lust in a lot of their movies and never show anything. *coughMeganFoxcough* When she went to do the movie Basic Instinct and was going to play a woman who had a lot of crazy sex do you know what she did? There were a lot of sex scenes, and she bared it ALL. And you know what? If you aren't going to show me what you've gott don't play a slutty character. That just makes no sense. Hell, in all the litigation to get Basic Instinct 2 released she was fighting to include more sex scenes while others were against it! Unfortunately they apparently had to cut a really good group sex scene from the movie to get an R rating xDD
Listed as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world in 1992 I most certainly agree. And it's not just because I've seen her vag xDD She was willing to truly get into a character in a way most actresses of high caliber today refuse to do and for that she gets some R-E-S-P-E-C-T from me. And even if she's not as beautiful now she certainly did a damn good job of holding onto it for a long time.
1) Side boob 2) Short hair <3
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Sharon Angry ;)
I appreciate a pretty lady =P So what? Stop reading my blog if you don't like it xD lol
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
There he Goes. One of God's own Prototypes. A High-powered Mutant of Some Kind Never Even Considered for Mass Production. Too Weird to Live, and too Rare to die.
Longest. Title. Ever. I have little to say today and figured I might as well just give you an interesting read. The title is a quote from the (exaggerated) biographical film about author, journalist, rebel, and druggie, Hunter S. Thompson. A really great man. At the age of 18 he wrote his "Open Letter to the Youth of our Nation." It is your job to interpret it for yourself but may I suggest you turn on your sarcasm detector?
Young people of America, awake from your slumber of indolence and hark-en the call of the future! Do you realise you are rapidly becoming a doomed generation? Do you realise that the fate of the world and of generations to come rests on your shoulders? Do you realise that at any time you may be called on to protect your country and the freedom of the world from the creeping scourge of communism? How can you possibly laugh in the face of the disasters which face us all from all sides? Oh ignorant youth, the world is not a joyous place. The time has come for you to dispense with the frivolous pleasures of childhood and get down to honest toil until you are sixty-five. Then and only then can you relax and collect your social security and live happily until the time of your death. Also your insolent attitude disturbs me greatly. You have the nerve to say that you have never known what it is like to live in a secure and peaceful world; you say that the present generation has balled things up to the extent that we now face a war so terrible that the very thought of it makes hardened veterans shudder; you say it is our fault that World War ll was fought in vein; you say that it is impossible to lay plans for the future until you are sure you have a future. I say Nonsense! None of these things matter. If you expect a future you must carve it out in the face of these things. You also say that you must wait until after you have served your time with the service to settle down. Ridiculous! It is a man’s duty to pull up stakes and serve his country at any time, then settle down again.
I say there is no excuse for a feeling of insecurity on your part;there is no excuse for juvenile delinquency; there is no excuse for your attitude except that you are rotten and lazy! I was never like that! I worked hard; I saved; I didn’t run around and stay out late at night; I carved out my own future through hard work and virtuous living, and look at me now: a respectful and successful man.
I warn you, if you don’t start now it will be too late, and the blame for the end of the world will be laid at your feet. Heed my warning, oh depraved and profligate youth; I say awake, awake, awake!
Fearfully and disgustedly yours,
John J. Righteous-Hypocrite.
Young people of America, awake from your slumber of indolence and hark-en the call of the future! Do you realise you are rapidly becoming a doomed generation? Do you realise that the fate of the world and of generations to come rests on your shoulders? Do you realise that at any time you may be called on to protect your country and the freedom of the world from the creeping scourge of communism? How can you possibly laugh in the face of the disasters which face us all from all sides? Oh ignorant youth, the world is not a joyous place. The time has come for you to dispense with the frivolous pleasures of childhood and get down to honest toil until you are sixty-five. Then and only then can you relax and collect your social security and live happily until the time of your death. Also your insolent attitude disturbs me greatly. You have the nerve to say that you have never known what it is like to live in a secure and peaceful world; you say that the present generation has balled things up to the extent that we now face a war so terrible that the very thought of it makes hardened veterans shudder; you say it is our fault that World War ll was fought in vein; you say that it is impossible to lay plans for the future until you are sure you have a future. I say Nonsense! None of these things matter. If you expect a future you must carve it out in the face of these things. You also say that you must wait until after you have served your time with the service to settle down. Ridiculous! It is a man’s duty to pull up stakes and serve his country at any time, then settle down again.
I say there is no excuse for a feeling of insecurity on your part;there is no excuse for juvenile delinquency; there is no excuse for your attitude except that you are rotten and lazy! I was never like that! I worked hard; I saved; I didn’t run around and stay out late at night; I carved out my own future through hard work and virtuous living, and look at me now: a respectful and successful man.
I warn you, if you don’t start now it will be too late, and the blame for the end of the world will be laid at your feet. Heed my warning, oh depraved and profligate youth; I say awake, awake, awake!
Fearfully and disgustedly yours,
John J. Righteous-Hypocrite.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Meme Monday!
OH. And I almost forgot. Mad Lib Monday was extremely lame and I knew it. But I want a good four segments or so. That way if I get really lame all of a sudden and have nothing to say I can still post :) And thus we have the introduction of the final segment on Life As A Seacucumber!! MEME MONDAYS :DDD
There are so many awesome memes out there and they need to be brought to the attention of those who aren't big on the interwebz! Today's meme is Bachelor Frog!!!!! (For all those lonely people on Valentines Day) Bachelor Frog is a wonderful character who personifies the best qualities of Bachelors out there :D
There are so many awesome memes out there and they need to be brought to the attention of those who aren't big on the interwebz! Today's meme is Bachelor Frog!!!!! (For all those lonely people on Valentines Day) Bachelor Frog is a wonderful character who personifies the best qualities of Bachelors out there :D
Vincent Valentine
Wooohoo! It's Valentines Day =P And I don't care once again xD Okay, well maybe I do care a little. I mean everyone who doesn't have a special person and says they don't care is lying to themselves =P But I think I'll live.
At least I have my replacement girlfriend Sea Anemone! :D It's funny because when I don't have a girlfriend I really do treat her like she's my girl sometimes :S And I'm not going to lie it's pretty unusual. And not going to lie at times I think it approaches the line. As Avenue Q taught me "there is a fine line between a lover and a friend." But as long as you know where the line is and you don't cross it it's fun to walk beside it as long as that knowledge that you'll never cross it is there =P I really think every guy out there should have at least one really close female friend because then you always have someone to go to with ur woman issues =P Because when it comes down to it, having one is probably the only thing that keeps me from hating women cause they can do some pretty lame things sometimes xDD And I know people who don't have any and wellll, they turn out like assholes :S But don't think having one gives you some great understanding of their mysterious alien race. Bitches are still confusing :S lol
It's funny because this day makes me think about people I might want to go out with. And it's even funnier that I can't really think of anyone right now :S A Sea Lion told me today that I have too high standards. But I can't help it :O
Is it so wrong to want someone with a soul? >.> Something odd is I seem to see more of the qualities I like in girls that usually end up already being in relationships. I don't know if there was some secret draw that happened before I was really paying attention to finding a mate or if when they're in a relationship I see more of the qualities I like because I'm thinking of someone I'd want to be in a relationship with. I really don't know...
All I know is right now I don't see much out there for me for the next little while. But it's okay, I've gotten used to waiting.
At least I have my replacement girlfriend Sea Anemone! :D It's funny because when I don't have a girlfriend I really do treat her like she's my girl sometimes :S And I'm not going to lie it's pretty unusual. And not going to lie at times I think it approaches the line. As Avenue Q taught me "there is a fine line between a lover and a friend." But as long as you know where the line is and you don't cross it it's fun to walk beside it as long as that knowledge that you'll never cross it is there =P I really think every guy out there should have at least one really close female friend because then you always have someone to go to with ur woman issues =P Because when it comes down to it, having one is probably the only thing that keeps me from hating women cause they can do some pretty lame things sometimes xDD And I know people who don't have any and wellll, they turn out like assholes :S But don't think having one gives you some great understanding of their mysterious alien race. Bitches are still confusing :S lol
It's funny because this day makes me think about people I might want to go out with. And it's even funnier that I can't really think of anyone right now :S A Sea Lion told me today that I have too high standards. But I can't help it :O
Is it so wrong to want someone with a soul? >.> Something odd is I seem to see more of the qualities I like in girls that usually end up already being in relationships. I don't know if there was some secret draw that happened before I was really paying attention to finding a mate or if when they're in a relationship I see more of the qualities I like because I'm thinking of someone I'd want to be in a relationship with. I really don't know...
All I know is right now I don't see much out there for me for the next little while. But it's okay, I've gotten used to waiting.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Meeting New People :)
Todays blog is about meeting new people! You see that party I was at on Friday did make me realize a lot (not all but a lot) of the people who go to house parties are the kind of people I don't really like :S
I am now on a mission to find new and exciting ways to meet cool peoples! :D School has helped with that as my class has some pretty cool guys and a pretty cool chick =P But I need moar! MOAR I SAYYYY!!!!
One of the ways that I think might work out is this group I discovered the other day. Vancouver Improv Anywhere! They do awesome things like bursting out into song on the Sea Bus, riding the Skytrain without pants on and freezing still like statues in the middle of Metrotown!
Methinks this will be a good way to meet cool people :D Links to videos of the stunts I've mentioned are at the end :)
Metrotown Freeze!
Bus Songs :D
High Five Vancouver
And it's time. For the reveal of another regular segment on the blog :) CUTE THINGS SUNDAY :D Remember that's Music Friday, Women Wednesday, the never coming back mad Libs Monday, and now this! :)
I am now on a mission to find new and exciting ways to meet cool peoples! :D School has helped with that as my class has some pretty cool guys and a pretty cool chick =P But I need moar! MOAR I SAYYYY!!!!
One of the ways that I think might work out is this group I discovered the other day. Vancouver Improv Anywhere! They do awesome things like bursting out into song on the Sea Bus, riding the Skytrain without pants on and freezing still like statues in the middle of Metrotown!
Methinks this will be a good way to meet cool people :D Links to videos of the stunts I've mentioned are at the end :)
Metrotown Freeze!
Bus Songs :D
High Five Vancouver
And it's time. For the reveal of another regular segment on the blog :) CUTE THINGS SUNDAY :D Remember that's Music Friday, Women Wednesday, the never coming back mad Libs Monday, and now this! :)
OHMIGODITSASLOTH
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Life Has Two Things: Hot Sexy Sexy Sex and Death, Sad Horrible Death :_:
Is that longer than that other title? Iunno but it's pretty long =P
Today's topic is HOT SEXY SEXY SEX :D lolol Not really sure where to get started on this one :S
You see I've still got my awesome V-card =P And for a while there I was resentful of everyone on the planet who had had sex. And that did last for a while and not going to lie it had an affect on how I felt around people sometimes :S I mean I felt like I was missing out on some super secret world of awesome D:
I'm turning 19 in a couple of months. And let's face it, I could go to a bar and by some drinks for the right girl and then I could get laid. And if I had had sex before this is probably exactly what I would do =P But you sort of want that first one to at least MEAN something to you so I guess I'll hold off however long it takes D: I mean it's not like I want to wait for marriage or anything like that =P You just don't want some random chick :S
And given I have some (hopefully still intact) plans for travel to Amsterdam next year I would like to go to the red light distric without that V card. But if it's still there what're you gunna do right? I'll miss out on a certain aspect of Amsterdam, but in the end. I kind of think I can live with that...
Especially with the party I was at last night. How few people there are out there that I actually might want to be with :S The moment I saw about 90% of those girls I already hated them D: Just the way they carried themselves...
Maybe I'm being really accepting of myself. Or maybe I'm being really unaccepting of other people :S I really don't know. but I can't help how I feel >.>
And whatever you do...don't mix hot sexy sex and sad horrible death! Otherwise.....
Today's topic is HOT SEXY SEXY SEX :D lolol Not really sure where to get started on this one :S
You see I've still got my awesome V-card =P And for a while there I was resentful of everyone on the planet who had had sex. And that did last for a while and not going to lie it had an affect on how I felt around people sometimes :S I mean I felt like I was missing out on some super secret world of awesome D:
I'm turning 19 in a couple of months. And let's face it, I could go to a bar and by some drinks for the right girl and then I could get laid. And if I had had sex before this is probably exactly what I would do =P But you sort of want that first one to at least MEAN something to you so I guess I'll hold off however long it takes D: I mean it's not like I want to wait for marriage or anything like that =P You just don't want some random chick :S
And given I have some (hopefully still intact) plans for travel to Amsterdam next year I would like to go to the red light distric without that V card. But if it's still there what're you gunna do right? I'll miss out on a certain aspect of Amsterdam, but in the end. I kind of think I can live with that...
Especially with the party I was at last night. How few people there are out there that I actually might want to be with :S The moment I saw about 90% of those girls I already hated them D: Just the way they carried themselves...
Maybe I'm being really accepting of myself. Or maybe I'm being really unaccepting of other people :S I really don't know. but I can't help how I feel >.>
And whatever you do...don't mix hot sexy sex and sad horrible death! Otherwise.....
Friday, February 11, 2011
Kyp Malone!
It's Music Friday again! Yayyyy :D Today we're going to focus on a person rather than a band :O And his name is Kyp Malone. Guitarist from an awesome band called TV On The Radio who have released some sexy music! There music issss hard for me to put in a genre. Plus I'm not a HUGE fan of penciling in a band as playing a specific type of music. And he's actually released a solo album too that I really like :D See below for Kyp's sexy beard.
Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture of Kyp Malone all I kept seeing in the pics was this beard so I figured I would just post that. If anyone can find an image of Kyp Malone please let me know. Below you'll find links to a few really good songs from his time with TV On The Radio and his solo work under the name Rain Machine :D
TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me
Rain Machine - Give Blood
TV On The Radio - Staring At The Sun
Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture of Kyp Malone all I kept seeing in the pics was this beard so I figured I would just post that. If anyone can find an image of Kyp Malone please let me know. Below you'll find links to a few really good songs from his time with TV On The Radio and his solo work under the name Rain Machine :D
TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me
Rain Machine - Give Blood
TV On The Radio - Staring At The Sun
Thursday, February 10, 2011
PUSSY FOR A SEA ANEMONE
Apparently this blog hasn't contained enough pussy lately. I knew I attracted perverts with the Olivia Wilde picture =P One of them is my friend Sea Anemone. She request more pussy and so here is THE FIRST PUSSY EVER TO BE SEEN ON THIS BLOG IN THE HISTORY OF ITS OVER 2 WEEKS OF EXISTENCE.
