Monday, January 17, 2011

MOLLUSK :D

You see. I was wandering around one day leading my everyday Sea Cucumber life. When some Sea Urchin invited me to a party! Sea Cucumbers don't get invited to many parties so I was very happy to go :) So when the Sea Cucumber went to this party he noticed there was some other sea creatures there too. There was this Sea Anemone who was really nice. But the first person to talk to him a lot was this crazy Mollusk who seemed to have an obsession with the works of Tom Hanks :S Long story short. HE'S MY BEST BUD :D

He is one of my two male vaults who I can say anything too :) (Everyone needs a vault) He gets me! We love (some of) the same movies, tv, music, and generally FUNNY SHIT. He is one smart dude so I keep him around for that too =P (everyone needs a smart guyyyyyy nah nah nah nah nah nah nah)....like that show...from the family channel....you know the black one? no? FINE THEN.

Since I hated doing school work when I was at school. And he always had to study in the library (GEEEZE) when we had B block off together (with a Sea Lion) so I wrote him this awesome rap :)

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood?
He don’t live in the hood and I don’t know if he could.
He plays in a pipe band, and you know he’s the right man
for the job. Cause he does lots of chores so he’s a bit of a bore.
Parents keep asking for more, treatin’ him like a whore.
Got sweaty palms from the drummin, cause he don’t be a strumming, cause he be a runnin
back and forth. Teaching Chem, off to bed early for REM.

Before school he sits in the hall, and all he does is LAWL he’s havin a ball
Cause his friends are so funny. And they ain’t got no money but that don’t matter sonny.

He thinks his necklace is cool, won’t take it off in the pool.
Workin like a mule to get into a good school.
Now he might be a bit pudgy , so give him a nudgy.
Let him know he needs exercise maybe out in the snow? Too bad he lives in PoCo...

By the way, i'm not a rapper if you can't tell. In fact....I don't even like much rap and don't listen too it sooooo. Is it that obvious? =P

ANYWAYS. MOLLUSKS. ROCK. JUST SAYIN.

1 comments:

Brandon said...

Although the mollusk rocks, I believe the Sea Horse rocks harder :)

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