"Oh I was there!! I was inserting!!!" - Mr. Fantasmo
Bandage Get!! Anyways. I have been super bored lately. School is beyond boring right now. The last three days has just been safety videos :S And I've been a little unsatisfied with the lifeyness D: I cannot wait for summer. I just want to wear shorts and a t-shirt is that so much to ask??? So I became ordained as a dudeist priest today!
The basic idea behind Dudeism.
"Life is short and complicated and nobody knows what to do about it. So don’t do anything about it. Just take it easy, man. Stop worrying so much whether you’ll make it into the finals. Kick back with some friends and some oat soda and whether you roll strikes or gutters, do your best to be true to yourself and others – that is to say, abide."
The Big Lebowski's a great movie...
Interesting question. I was asked recently "if you met the right girl, what would you give up for her?"
Well I don't really know. I am a big fan of "you don't know how you're going to act until you're in the situation." So if I haven't met the right girl, I don't know what I would give up :O
I would hope I wouldn't have to give up anything :S I am curious why I would have to give something up. If it was giving up something I enjoyed because she didn't like it? Hell no. She's obviously not "the right girl" then :P And if it required me to move any significant distance? Also highly unlikely.
To tell you the truth I don't expect I would need to give up anything if it was the right girl.
Another odd one (don't ask where these questions came from xD) was "What's the best day of your life?"
Well I would like to think it hasn't happened yet :S Otherwise this shit's going to be badddd xDD I can name a couple of periods of time when I was at my happiest. Which are all in somewhat recent memory. I would probably say this one camping trip, and a period of time with my last girlfriend where everything seemed perfect in life :P
But I can't say I've ever had a day that was definitively the best of my life. Just like I can't say I've had a worst day of my life.
It all blends together so seamlessly....
Blargh. Random blog because I'm bored and have nothing better to do. And it isn't even super funny or help me straighten my head out at all.
BY THE WAY. The average person burns 70 calories per hour watching tv. Ima buy a bunch of tvs and get RIPPPEDDDD :)
OH AND LOOKEE HERE.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Touch A Man ;)
The title makes it sound sexual. But it's not :P See the main difference between guys and girls is that guys need to seem masculine. No matter how "in touch with his feminine side" a guy is, he still gives off an air of masculinity doesn't he? And we try to preserve that air of masculinity about us.
But inside we're all soft and gooey :P Okay no we're not. That would ruin the masculinity! But see women don't have that masculinity to protect. They're supposed to be all touchy feel-ey and stuff right? No one thinks anything when a woman goes up to another woman and goes "Oh my god! How are youuuu?" and gives her a hug and is touching her like crazy. But a man can't do that, to another man or a woman! Because it's just not what we do. We need to be masculine about it.
If a woman gets all that touchy feely with a man most people take it as flirting. And sometimes it is, but sometimes it's not. It's just the way women are, when they talk to you they touch you.
But you see men still need that same touching! But because we need to preserve that masculinity we don't always get it D: The touching doesn't need to be sexual, it just needs to be there! Physically touching another person makes you feel better about yourself (Y)
It's why hugs work :) And why I always hug my friends! :P
Nice....long...hugs.....mmmm..........yea.........
Seriously. Try it out. You want to get a male to listen to you and treat you well? Touch him three times during a conversation. You don't even need to be female for it to work :P
Now people are going to think I go around trying to seduce men xDDDD
Don't brush this off! I learned it from a woman! And her JOB used to be to make random people she has never seen before think she is the coolest thing since sliced bread :P
But inside we're all soft and gooey :P Okay no we're not. That would ruin the masculinity! But see women don't have that masculinity to protect. They're supposed to be all touchy feel-ey and stuff right? No one thinks anything when a woman goes up to another woman and goes "Oh my god! How are youuuu?" and gives her a hug and is touching her like crazy. But a man can't do that, to another man or a woman! Because it's just not what we do. We need to be masculine about it.
If a woman gets all that touchy feely with a man most people take it as flirting. And sometimes it is, but sometimes it's not. It's just the way women are, when they talk to you they touch you.
But you see men still need that same touching! But because we need to preserve that masculinity we don't always get it D: The touching doesn't need to be sexual, it just needs to be there! Physically touching another person makes you feel better about yourself (Y)
It's why hugs work :) And why I always hug my friends! :P
Nice....long...hugs.....mmmm..........yea.........
Seriously. Try it out. You want to get a male to listen to you and treat you well? Touch him three times during a conversation. You don't even need to be female for it to work :P
Now people are going to think I go around trying to seduce men xDDDD
Don't brush this off! I learned it from a woman! And her JOB used to be to make random people she has never seen before think she is the coolest thing since sliced bread :P
OMGLIFEDECISIONSWTF
Seriously D:
Today was the Career Fair at BCIT. And I have been presented with a couple of very enticing options...
The first is going to Fort Mac! Where's Fort Mac you ask? It's the middle of nowhere in Alberta :P
I would start at $5,000 a month. 21 days on then 7 days off in a camp where they feed me and give me a free place to sleep. I can go there for 5 years come back here and buy a house and a car in cash. I will be set. Only problem about that is the fact that I have to leave everyone I care about, have no chance of meeting anyone I will care about (because there are pretty much no women), the camps are also huge for prostitution and drug addiction...
It gives me an apprenticeship though, which is what I really want to move up in my trade right? Unfortunately I would have to do it all in one province. So if I hate it and want to leave after two years and come back to BC I get no credit for those two years in BC for my apprenticeship :(
People get used to the amazing money and don't want to leave. Then they have all this money and nowhere to spend it so they buy hookers and drugs...yayyyyy.
That's a guaranteed employment opportunity where I can get rich really quick and die on the inside xD
Corix is a company that has the contract from BC Hydro to change all the meters to digital meters. 18 months under contract guaranteed employment. I've basically been told if I applied I would get the job. But it doesn't give me an apprenticeship D:
It sounds so appealing but in the end it doesn't move me forward...
ARGHARGARGHARGH.
I really want to get an apprenticeship locally though, even though it might be a smidge harder. But those recruiters...they just make things sound sooo appealing sometime.
Oh wells. Went and bought my work boots today :D $179 and they are the comfiest boots of my LIFE. You people who don't work in the trades couldn't possibly understand the amazingness of a comfy work boot.... And I got to rub this awesome lube stuff all over the leather xD REAL LEATHER :P
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Man though I'm having a real tough time being happy sometimes lately :S Video games are losing the fun they once had and even when I was partying I wasn't at my peak Pretzelness :S The most fun I've had in a while was this Sunday and that took drugs to get... I'm so exhausted.
Today was the Career Fair at BCIT. And I have been presented with a couple of very enticing options...
The first is going to Fort Mac! Where's Fort Mac you ask? It's the middle of nowhere in Alberta :P
I would start at $5,000 a month. 21 days on then 7 days off in a camp where they feed me and give me a free place to sleep. I can go there for 5 years come back here and buy a house and a car in cash. I will be set. Only problem about that is the fact that I have to leave everyone I care about, have no chance of meeting anyone I will care about (because there are pretty much no women), the camps are also huge for prostitution and drug addiction...
It gives me an apprenticeship though, which is what I really want to move up in my trade right? Unfortunately I would have to do it all in one province. So if I hate it and want to leave after two years and come back to BC I get no credit for those two years in BC for my apprenticeship :(
People get used to the amazing money and don't want to leave. Then they have all this money and nowhere to spend it so they buy hookers and drugs...yayyyyy.
That's a guaranteed employment opportunity where I can get rich really quick and die on the inside xD
Corix is a company that has the contract from BC Hydro to change all the meters to digital meters. 18 months under contract guaranteed employment. I've basically been told if I applied I would get the job. But it doesn't give me an apprenticeship D:
It sounds so appealing but in the end it doesn't move me forward...
ARGHARGARGHARGH.
I really want to get an apprenticeship locally though, even though it might be a smidge harder. But those recruiters...they just make things sound sooo appealing sometime.
Oh wells. Went and bought my work boots today :D $179 and they are the comfiest boots of my LIFE. You people who don't work in the trades couldn't possibly understand the amazingness of a comfy work boot.... And I got to rub this awesome lube stuff all over the leather xD REAL LEATHER :P
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Man though I'm having a real tough time being happy sometimes lately :S Video games are losing the fun they once had and even when I was partying I wasn't at my peak Pretzelness :S The most fun I've had in a while was this Sunday and that took drugs to get... I'm so exhausted.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
WE SHOULD ALL BE GOLD.
No seriously. I see these golden people walking around all the time. And they think they're attractive but they're gross :S But maybe if we were all gold in the first place (get on it jesus) then we wouldn't have to laugh at them behind their backs all the time :) And the world would be a better place because of less mocking of others :P
Hey. Its Sunday. Remember when I used to post cute things on Sunday? Yeah me too! Like just now!
The upcoming week in school is safety week! So that should be easy :P On the not so plus side. I will likely be extremely bored. I spend pretty much erry day waiting for school to end so it can be summer. And I can get money like 50 cent. And supposedly bitches come with the munnies :O Lol.
I still remember my boss when I left my temp job at Winexpert. "All the ladies will be all over you once you're an electrician. You'll be setup so well to be a Journeyman at such a young age" Let's hope so? lol
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^ I'm going to start putting that when I want to tell someone something but don't want to hurt their feelings. So win. Everyone will always be in doubt at whether or not I am annoyed at them xDD And that is how I will troll people's real lives :P
Hey. Its Sunday. Remember when I used to post cute things on Sunday? Yeah me too! Like just now!
The upcoming week in school is safety week! So that should be easy :P On the not so plus side. I will likely be extremely bored. I spend pretty much erry day waiting for school to end so it can be summer. And I can get money like 50 cent. And supposedly bitches come with the munnies :O Lol.
I still remember my boss when I left my temp job at Winexpert. "All the ladies will be all over you once you're an electrician. You'll be setup so well to be a Journeyman at such a young age" Let's hope so? lol
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^ I'm going to start putting that when I want to tell someone something but don't want to hurt their feelings. So win. Everyone will always be in doubt at whether or not I am annoyed at them xDD And that is how I will troll people's real lives :P
Saturday, March 26, 2011
STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME
It is so difficult to know what I can post on here and what I can't. I've shown before that my judgement on what will and what won't offend people is a bit off :S
I have lotsa things to say but I'm only going to say them if I feel confident it won't hurt anyone. And some of the things I've been thinking lately might :S But they're just thoughts for now. Sometimes there's a long period after the inception of an idea before it really comes to fruition and you see the effects of it.
We'll see where this takes me.
Btw I've been super bitchy today after I got home and wanted to rip some throats out and I think I did a damn good job of not doing that :) lol
While the fun-time party last night wasn't what I expected, it was still pretty damn fun :)
I shotgunned a beer for the first time! I am so proud xD I got a good 2/3 down before there was any significant spillage :P AND I BOUNCED :D
I needed that partay. Lately I have been feeling quite unfulfilled with the life thing :S I'm looking to change that. Maybe that 19th birthday thing will see a big change in me, or maybe it won't *shrugs*
Well now I guess the season of the 19th birthdays has started right? I hope it's good :D I'm pumped for mine now that the Sea Foam has had hers :P
Oh here's a pic of the present I made for ze Sea Foam :O It's a SUPER CUP! Featuring a crazy straw holder and on the bottom is an attached Homer Simpson coaster that TALKS :O
I have lotsa things to say but I'm only going to say them if I feel confident it won't hurt anyone. And some of the things I've been thinking lately might :S But they're just thoughts for now. Sometimes there's a long period after the inception of an idea before it really comes to fruition and you see the effects of it.
We'll see where this takes me.
Btw I've been super bitchy today after I got home and wanted to rip some throats out and I think I did a damn good job of not doing that :) lol
While the fun-time party last night wasn't what I expected, it was still pretty damn fun :)
I shotgunned a beer for the first time! I am so proud xD I got a good 2/3 down before there was any significant spillage :P AND I BOUNCED :D
I needed that partay. Lately I have been feeling quite unfulfilled with the life thing :S I'm looking to change that. Maybe that 19th birthday thing will see a big change in me, or maybe it won't *shrugs*
Well now I guess the season of the 19th birthdays has started right? I hope it's good :D I'm pumped for mine now that the Sea Foam has had hers :P
Oh here's a pic of the present I made for ze Sea Foam :O It's a SUPER CUP! Featuring a crazy straw holder and on the bottom is an attached Homer Simpson coaster that TALKS :O
Oh and of course the video that inspires the title of the blog post :O
I FOREVER LOVE THIS VIDEO. STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME.
I FOREVER LOVE THIS VIDEO. STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
WHAT THE HELL
Okay. Update to previous story. My mom just came in and asked if I had tried to talk to her while she vacuumed the stairs :O I certainly didn't, and neither did my brother. I'm playing COD!!! Durf! Woman! Anyways. My dad isn't home either.
Apparently while she was vacuuming she distinctly heard someone loudly scream right beside her ear "You can't hear anything when you're vacuuming!!!!"
Scary stuff :O
Apparently while she was vacuuming she distinctly heard someone loudly scream right beside her ear "You can't hear anything when you're vacuuming!!!!"
Scary stuff :O
Rownry <-- Scooby Doo is Lonely D:
Anyyways. It's blogging time it's blogging time! Hey!
So. My mom is the firmest believer that our house is haunted. Scary ghosts are floating around and screwing with us all the time apparently :O Not much has happened recently, but in the past she was so annoyed people didn't believe her she gathered all sorts of evidence and documented events and everything! :O The folders full of stuff are still in a filing cabinet somewhere :P
There are so many stories I've been told over the years but I've never experienced anything that i haven't been able to explain later. Even if it took me a couple of years xD
My dad has had juice boxes float towards him, unexplainable glowing rings have appeared in various locations inside and outside my house, appliances have gone haywire, things have gone missing and then appeared in strange places, strange unexplainable smells, things being spilt when no one's around etc.
Apparently when I was a kid all the toys I had that lit up or made any sound would play with themselves when no one was around. And every one of my family has actually seen something strange like this, except for me.
I have never seen anything. I have gone so far as to mock the ghost thing in front of my family and tried to antagonize it to prove to them it's not real. And it's never done anything. Oddly as I typed this a pillow fell down on the other side of the room for no reason. Coincidence.
It's just like my lack of belief in a god. I don't plan on believing unless something shows up in front of my face and proves me wrong.
So. My mom is the firmest believer that our house is haunted. Scary ghosts are floating around and screwing with us all the time apparently :O Not much has happened recently, but in the past she was so annoyed people didn't believe her she gathered all sorts of evidence and documented events and everything! :O The folders full of stuff are still in a filing cabinet somewhere :P
There are so many stories I've been told over the years but I've never experienced anything that i haven't been able to explain later. Even if it took me a couple of years xD
My dad has had juice boxes float towards him, unexplainable glowing rings have appeared in various locations inside and outside my house, appliances have gone haywire, things have gone missing and then appeared in strange places, strange unexplainable smells, things being spilt when no one's around etc.
Apparently when I was a kid all the toys I had that lit up or made any sound would play with themselves when no one was around. And every one of my family has actually seen something strange like this, except for me.
I have never seen anything. I have gone so far as to mock the ghost thing in front of my family and tried to antagonize it to prove to them it's not real. And it's never done anything. Oddly as I typed this a pillow fell down on the other side of the room for no reason. Coincidence.
It's just like my lack of belief in a god. I don't plan on believing unless something shows up in front of my face and proves me wrong.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Cupcake Relationships!
My relationships with people are all cupcakes. They are all like cupcakes. Everyone has a cupcake relationship with me. My cupcake relationship with everyone just HAPPENS to be covered in a shitload of icing! Yum!
But when things go bad and someone gets mad it's like punching the cupcake :_: And no one likes to punch a cupcake! So don't get mad! Laughing, crying, all that jazz. That's all okay. The cupcake isn't necessarily getting punched.
So I'll keep making you laugh and keep making you cry...or...you know...whatever bodily fluids you want to excrete. And I'll clean them up. No questions asked. Because that's the kind of relationship we have. Just don't get them on the cupcake...
Does that analogy work? No? I TRIED MY BEST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRITICAL.
A Sea Monkey asked for a blog post about her. DO I SOUND LIKE I'M IN THE MENTAL SHAPE TO GET THAT DONE?
Okay so maybe I am. But she doesn't get one until I beat her at Super Smash Bros! And btw I can't wait for FRIDAY :D Hopefully a Sea Anemone will be better by then!!! She's very sick right now :(
I think I actually have lots to say. But I've been forgetting to blog and am busy right now so I'm going to end this. Maybe I is blog tomorrow :)
But when things go bad and someone gets mad it's like punching the cupcake :_: And no one likes to punch a cupcake! So don't get mad! Laughing, crying, all that jazz. That's all okay. The cupcake isn't necessarily getting punched.
So I'll keep making you laugh and keep making you cry...or...you know...whatever bodily fluids you want to excrete. And I'll clean them up. No questions asked. Because that's the kind of relationship we have. Just don't get them on the cupcake...
Does that analogy work? No? I TRIED MY BEST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRITICAL.
A Sea Monkey asked for a blog post about her. DO I SOUND LIKE I'M IN THE MENTAL SHAPE TO GET THAT DONE?
Okay so maybe I am. But she doesn't get one until I beat her at Super Smash Bros! And btw I can't wait for FRIDAY :D Hopefully a Sea Anemone will be better by then!!! She's very sick right now :(
I think I actually have lots to say. But I've been forgetting to blog and am busy right now so I'm going to end this. Maybe I is blog tomorrow :)
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Okay I lied
The day after I make a post saying I'm not inspired to blog anymore. I guess I'm just not inspired for my daily things really. Fuck em. I'll post what I want when I want and I don't care what it is. New rule. Starts now :P
So it seems my mood is controlled by a couple of things: Weather and Facebook
Oh what a sad life I lead. I had a really bad day today D: My teacher yelled at me cause I'm dumb >.> And It took me two and a half hours to get a half hour filling done at the dentist.
I call bullshit.
And yet I was feeling pretty good when I got home :) It's the sunshine. I neeeed it. That's why i want summer so bad! The sunshine and warmth makes me feel happy no matter what :D
But there's this thing called facebook, and I hate how much it controls my life. The ambiguous status of someone I care about can throw my entire evenings plan out the window as I become suddenly preoccupied with deciphering it.
And even though I know darn well what that one status means I hold out hope it could mean something different...URGH. Damn you facebook. Everytime I post a status it's either an attempt at deep thought or being funny :S
Most often the funny ones get more attention so I think im going to avoid the deep thought ones for now on. They're stupid anyways, no one wants to hear me whine on facebook :S And there are very few people who even know what I'm talking about when they read it :S
I get way too emotionally attached to how many people like/comment on one of my statuses...If I say something funny and it hasn't gotten a like in 45 minutes I just delete it. Maybe no one saw it or maybe it just wasn't funny, but I can't stand having a status everyone ignores..
It really is horrible how much of an affect Facebook can have on my happiness. It has made and ruined days for me. Statuses people post have made and ruined my day and I doubt they even know.
I bet no one overthinks this shit as much as I do. I overthink everything >.>
Oh and you know that feeling when you wish you could tell someone something but you know you can't? I gots it alllll the time. So many people right now D:
But despite all this. I refuse to have bad days anymore. Because I can tell I'm acting like a needy little bitch. And I refuse to be that anymore! Ima suck it up.
Edit: Okay. Something weird happened today. This is random. We're all studying in class and because our class is cool there's always some sort of conversation going on :P Anyways, people were talking about the craziest places they had had sex. Anyways someone noticed I hadn't piped in yet so he started asking me, then about halfway through his sentence he changed it to "You aren't a virgin right?" Keeping in mind the entire class is quiet now because everyones studying and listening to the convo :P I didn't hesitate for a second in saying that I was.
And then something happened. No one said anything to make me feel bad. I got praise from places I never expected it. Now let's face it, I don't deserve praise. It's not like I've had to turn down a slew of girls lol Or any...for that matter xD But it's nice to know that real people out there, adults. They don't judge me as I know people of my own age have.
While I don't want to sound like I obsess over it, the fact that I'm missing out on something so many people my age have done has bugged me a lot in the past. And it might bug me a lot in the future xD Because I don't see it happening anytime soon, I don't really know who I'd meet who would change that, but you never know... In the end it's nice to know that in the real world people really don't care about that kind of thing.
I don't know where I'm going with this..
Man I really wanted to get a blog post in without mentioning the opposite sex. DAMNIT. But this was an interesting event so I had to put it in :P
So it seems my mood is controlled by a couple of things: Weather and Facebook
Oh what a sad life I lead. I had a really bad day today D: My teacher yelled at me cause I'm dumb >.> And It took me two and a half hours to get a half hour filling done at the dentist.
I call bullshit.
And yet I was feeling pretty good when I got home :) It's the sunshine. I neeeed it. That's why i want summer so bad! The sunshine and warmth makes me feel happy no matter what :D
But there's this thing called facebook, and I hate how much it controls my life. The ambiguous status of someone I care about can throw my entire evenings plan out the window as I become suddenly preoccupied with deciphering it.
And even though I know darn well what that one status means I hold out hope it could mean something different...URGH. Damn you facebook. Everytime I post a status it's either an attempt at deep thought or being funny :S
Most often the funny ones get more attention so I think im going to avoid the deep thought ones for now on. They're stupid anyways, no one wants to hear me whine on facebook :S And there are very few people who even know what I'm talking about when they read it :S
I get way too emotionally attached to how many people like/comment on one of my statuses...If I say something funny and it hasn't gotten a like in 45 minutes I just delete it. Maybe no one saw it or maybe it just wasn't funny, but I can't stand having a status everyone ignores..
It really is horrible how much of an affect Facebook can have on my happiness. It has made and ruined days for me. Statuses people post have made and ruined my day and I doubt they even know.
I bet no one overthinks this shit as much as I do. I overthink everything >.>
Oh and you know that feeling when you wish you could tell someone something but you know you can't? I gots it alllll the time. So many people right now D:
But despite all this. I refuse to have bad days anymore. Because I can tell I'm acting like a needy little bitch. And I refuse to be that anymore! Ima suck it up.
Edit: Okay. Something weird happened today. This is random. We're all studying in class and because our class is cool there's always some sort of conversation going on :P Anyways, people were talking about the craziest places they had had sex. Anyways someone noticed I hadn't piped in yet so he started asking me, then about halfway through his sentence he changed it to "You aren't a virgin right?" Keeping in mind the entire class is quiet now because everyones studying and listening to the convo :P I didn't hesitate for a second in saying that I was.
And then something happened. No one said anything to make me feel bad. I got praise from places I never expected it. Now let's face it, I don't deserve praise. It's not like I've had to turn down a slew of girls lol Or any...for that matter xD But it's nice to know that real people out there, adults. They don't judge me as I know people of my own age have.
While I don't want to sound like I obsess over it, the fact that I'm missing out on something so many people my age have done has bugged me a lot in the past. And it might bug me a lot in the future xD Because I don't see it happening anytime soon, I don't really know who I'd meet who would change that, but you never know... In the end it's nice to know that in the real world people really don't care about that kind of thing.
I don't know where I'm going with this..
Man I really wanted to get a blog post in without mentioning the opposite sex. DAMNIT. But this was an interesting event so I had to put it in :P
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
*sighhh*
I been having trouble being inspired recently. Especially when it comes to blogging. Not going to lie I really don't feel into it right now. We'll see if anything comes up here for the next little while aside from my special post days.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
I LIKE TURTLEZ
This the cutest "turtle attempting sex with inanimate object" video I have ever seen. By far.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
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Well he's not necessarily trying to say that he minds it, but someone plays evil tricks on that kid. And he's not necessarily trying to say god can't be trusted, but someone plays evil tricks on that kid. And man he should try less. Every time he's rejected man, he loses affection. But don't we all?
Middle Man
Middle Man
MY MAN PERIOD. <---See that period? THATS MY MAN PERIOD. <--- and that one!
It's my man period :O It doesn't go on a biological schedule like a womans does. But its still there! My common symptoms are: not having fun when playing COD, jealousy, sitting on my computer hour and not really doing anything going to the same websites over and over again, being in dimly lit rooms, using less emoticons on msn (which is noticeable because i use a shitload) not wanting to eat leftover pizza, over analyzing peoples comments (especially on anything i might post on facebook during this day, or anything anyone else posts on facebook) annnnd wanting to go to sleep and not wake up till Monday.
That last one is really bad because usually on Monday I want to go to sleep and not wake up till Friday :O
I hate my man period What triggers it you ask? I have an idea of what usually does it :P But I don't really want to tell all the peoples lol Oh aside from what usually does it something that certainly aggravates it is HAVING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BEING CONTINUALLY SUBTLY INSULTED ALL NIGHT...huh..saywhat? nevermind.
Now what solves it? There are many things that have solved it in the past. Sea Anemone is a common fix. Ponderosa cakes have been known to work. So have Gus and Super Smash Bros :O COD doesn't work because I like to win and I only do good when I'm happyyyy. Cupcakes and brownies work temporarily! That's why I'm going to get oneee. There's lots of things from other peoples that used to work but don't cut it anymore which makes me sad :(
Oh and another symptom. Is holding onto teeny expectations and if someone doesn't fulfill them seeing it as a massive failure of your friendship with them :P lolz
And I know it's all bullshit. But I can't help it :P WAIT. IS IT REALLY BULLSHIT. SAVE ME INTERWEBZ.
That last one is really bad because usually on Monday I want to go to sleep and not wake up till Friday :O
I hate my man period What triggers it you ask? I have an idea of what usually does it :P But I don't really want to tell all the peoples lol Oh aside from what usually does it something that certainly aggravates it is HAVING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BEING CONTINUALLY SUBTLY INSULTED ALL NIGHT...huh..saywhat? nevermind.
Now what solves it? There are many things that have solved it in the past. Sea Anemone is a common fix. Ponderosa cakes have been known to work. So have Gus and Super Smash Bros :O COD doesn't work because I like to win and I only do good when I'm happyyyy. Cupcakes and brownies work temporarily! That's why I'm going to get oneee. There's lots of things from other peoples that used to work but don't cut it anymore which makes me sad :(
Oh and another symptom. Is holding onto teeny expectations and if someone doesn't fulfill them seeing it as a massive failure of your friendship with them :P lolz
And I know it's all bullshit. But I can't help it :P WAIT. IS IT REALLY BULLSHIT. SAVE ME INTERWEBZ.
More recently, a Danish endocrinologist kept daily records of hormones excreted in his urine. When analyzed, those records showed that his hormones rose and fell in roughly a thirty-day rhythm. Interestingly, beard growth also shows a rhythm of approximately thirty days; in other words, the amount of beard a man grows daily increases and decreases in a monthly cycle.
In 1929, a researcher carefully followed the moods of seventeen men and showed that men, like women, have emotional cycles of about a month to six weeks in length. According to the researcher's findings, men tend to be more apathetic and indifferent during the low period of their emotional cycles and more likely to magnify small problems into big ones. During the high period of their cycles, men have more energy, a greater sense of well-being, lower body weight, and less need for sleep.
So what does that prove? Only that how I'm feeling is totally normal :P Oh and btw I'm done
my cupcake. It was half icing and it had sprinkles, chocolate cake with chocolate icing. And
there was this dinosaur candy on top that turned out to be made of solid sugar stuck together
and painted. So unhealthy. Yum.
Friday, March 11, 2011
We Will Now Return To Your Regularly Scheduled Programming
Well it's music friday! What did you think i was never going to blog again? You must be crazy :P When did I say that? I certainly don't remember it :O Alright back to business as per the usual!
We're going to get a bit heavier than I usually do for Music Friday. I used to be way more into metal, but now only the best bands have persevered and stayed in my favour. I listen to pretty much everything (expect country xD) and think other people should give a long hard look at some of the awesome metal bands out there that have amazing lyrics and melody.
I absolutely love Dark Tranquillity. They started all the way back in 1988 and they are still so awesome. (Yes they know they spelt "tranquility" wrong btw :P) They have awesome lyrics and riffs and incorporate the keyboards nicely often :) They along with In Flames and At The Gates gave birth to Melodic Death Metal way off in Gothenburg a long time ago :D They usually stick to touring in Europe (I'm not aware of any previous tours in North America or any planned) which sucks. And is one reason I've always kinddda wanted to go to Sweden :) Aside from the girls that is ;D
They are pree much awesome!! As per usual I don't care about what songs are popular I post MY favourites :P
(Btw, after a while you get used to the rough growling vocals and can understand what they're saying. This is actually one of the clearest death metal vocalists out there =P)
Man I wish I had some nice long hair to headbang with :P But I do what I can with what I've got xD
The Wonders At Your Feet (Live?)
The Lesser Faith (live)
Monochromatic Stains! (also live)
Focus Shift <3 (Even more live than the others)
We're going to get a bit heavier than I usually do for Music Friday. I used to be way more into metal, but now only the best bands have persevered and stayed in my favour. I listen to pretty much everything (expect country xD) and think other people should give a long hard look at some of the awesome metal bands out there that have amazing lyrics and melody.
I absolutely love Dark Tranquillity. They started all the way back in 1988 and they are still so awesome. (Yes they know they spelt "tranquility" wrong btw :P) They have awesome lyrics and riffs and incorporate the keyboards nicely often :) They along with In Flames and At The Gates gave birth to Melodic Death Metal way off in Gothenburg a long time ago :D They usually stick to touring in Europe (I'm not aware of any previous tours in North America or any planned) which sucks. And is one reason I've always kinddda wanted to go to Sweden :) Aside from the girls that is ;D
They are pree much awesome!! As per usual I don't care about what songs are popular I post MY favourites :P
(Btw, after a while you get used to the rough growling vocals and can understand what they're saying. This is actually one of the clearest death metal vocalists out there =P)
Man I wish I had some nice long hair to headbang with :P But I do what I can with what I've got xD
The Wonders At Your Feet (Live?)
The Lesser Faith (live)
Monochromatic Stains! (also live)
Focus Shift <3 (Even more live than the others)
Thursday, March 10, 2011
The White Stripes - Offend In Every Way
Sometimes I wonder if blogging is such a good idea D: I've never been very good at explaining myself :S There are things I've said on her that I've had to think long and hard about before I've said them. Sometimes because it's pretty private other times because I wasn't sure how other people would feel about what I've said. There's a reason I have never said anyone's real name in this blog and that's because if you should know who these people are you will be able to tell who they are.
In the end I made this blog to help myself, putting everything I thought down in a nice and permanent was really helpful to define myself. In a way it was like a diary without all the frills like a teeny weeny key and hearts all over the front :P
This blog is meant to help. Now I found out that something I posted ended up hurting the feelings of someone who i care about :( Whether I didn't do a good enough job explaining what I wrote properly or it was misinterpreted or what doesn't really matter at all. All that matters is that this blog isn't meant to hurt anyone ever. And even if it was completely unintentional this has made me seriously reconsider whether I want to continue blogging or not.
I really don't know if I will. We'll see. It might all depends on if this has any lasting affects on my relationship with that person (which I really hope it doesn't)
Don't bother looking for the post either. I deleted it the moment I found out that the person who inspired it took offense. Now that doesn't mean I might never post anything that will offend anyone or that I will delete it if it does offend someone. Because there are people out there who I might want to offend one day :P
But this is not one of those times D: I really care about what this person thinks of me. I respect her opinion of people a lot so I couldn't live with myself if she didn't like me anymore D:
Will I continue to blog? Stay tuned to find out! Abadieabadieabadie thats all folks!
In the end I made this blog to help myself, putting everything I thought down in a nice and permanent was really helpful to define myself. In a way it was like a diary without all the frills like a teeny weeny key and hearts all over the front :P
This blog is meant to help. Now I found out that something I posted ended up hurting the feelings of someone who i care about :( Whether I didn't do a good enough job explaining what I wrote properly or it was misinterpreted or what doesn't really matter at all. All that matters is that this blog isn't meant to hurt anyone ever. And even if it was completely unintentional this has made me seriously reconsider whether I want to continue blogging or not.
I really don't know if I will. We'll see. It might all depends on if this has any lasting affects on my relationship with that person (which I really hope it doesn't)
Don't bother looking for the post either. I deleted it the moment I found out that the person who inspired it took offense. Now that doesn't mean I might never post anything that will offend anyone or that I will delete it if it does offend someone. Because there are people out there who I might want to offend one day :P
But this is not one of those times D: I really care about what this person thinks of me. I respect her opinion of people a lot so I couldn't live with myself if she didn't like me anymore D:
Will I continue to blog? Stay tuned to find out! Abadieabadieabadie thats all folks!
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
FOR FUCKS SAKES FUCKING URGH
FUCK. THIS IS STUPID. I DIDNT DO ANYTHING BAD TO ANYONE :_: Holy shit this day is trying to keep me from believing in karma. It is undescribable how pissed I am at everything. I just wrote out a blog about everything bad thats happened to me today. It took 20 minutes. A Sea Anemone sent me a video of Lady Gaga and since I had a million other things open it fucked everything up and I lost my blog...
I'm not angry at Sea Anemone. She was just trying to spread the stupidity of Lady Gaga. Which I respect :)
So. I shall now start this blog like I started the last. In a state where the above had not occured....I will not be more annoyed than I was in the first post.....URGH
So it is Wednesday! Here's your god damn hot woman. Her name is Erin Wasson. She's a model. She's hot. She's not that super interesting of a person except for that xD Thanks to Sea Anemone for bringing her to my attention :)
I'm not angry at Sea Anemone. She was just trying to spread the stupidity of Lady Gaga. Which I respect :)
So. I shall now start this blog like I started the last. In a state where the above had not occured....I will not be more annoyed than I was in the first post.....URGH
So it is Wednesday! Here's your god damn hot woman. Her name is Erin Wasson. She's a model. She's hot. She's not that super interesting of a person except for that xD Thanks to Sea Anemone for bringing her to my attention :)
Don't hurt me Ms. Wasson :_: And by |don't" I definitely mean "do" xD
More pictures to be found at the end of the bloggage. One is...well....quite strange xD Anyways. On to the true topic of this post. MY FRUSTRATION.
I went to school today and found out that despite the fact I have already passed this unit and therefore the upcoming test doesn't matter. I still don't understand the material. Which is not good no matter how you look at it >.>
I left the school with a bit of a tickle in my throat. When i got home I collapsed on the couch and didn't get up for two hours. My entire body hurt, including a pounding headache :( I has test tomorrow and I'm in no shape to study and retain any information.
My brother (former alcohol, not getting into that discussion) just found out he needs to pay the government another $1000 to re-take a course he has already taken because of his numerous DUI's. He also needs to buy his own car so he can install a breathalyzer right into it. Now me thinking he hasn't been drinking this is great news to me... He doesn't have money to burn right now, that's why he lives at home. He finally gets a plumbing job again (a job in his actual trade where he's earning hours towards advancement) and he gets hit with this. Now he can't even drive the company vehicles.
This is also great because now he's looking at maybe purchasing the old family car for cheap. Which was kind of my plan after getting out of BCIT. I am buying a car when I get out and my mom wants me to buy a nice expensive one and get a loan and go into debt and all that jazz. Woohoo. So buying the family car was my way out of that idea of hers, but now it might go away.
Buying an expensive car could definitely put any plans of travel (like to Amsterdam maybe) on hold >.> Which would make me want to die. Considering there isn't much room in my life for fun because I know the moment I get out of school my moms going to be on my ass to find a job the next day because that's the kind of woman she is. I really want a couple of days to at least go camping or do something cool with my friends after I graduate >.>
Also awesome with my little time for fun time is the fact that my plans for the weekend have basically fallen through. I can't hang out with some of my best friends because I'm a man and it's a girls night. Now while this is just a fine thing to occur that I am in favor of, it bugs me that I didn't know that this was an intended girls night and sort of kinda said no to other things for the day I thought it was going to be on (even though I know it wasn't for sure. I kinda dont get to see one of these people very often). And those other things (*coughhockeygamecough*) I had said no to can no longer come back. Interesting....a pretty darn similar thing happened a month or two ago xD
Those plans were for Saturday...my plans for friday may or may not be occuring. I don't know because no one ever tells me until the last minute...
And that is pree much all I had planned for the weekend. So I have no time for fun stuff and when i do it all gets discombobulated and screwed up. Awesome.
Oh and girlfriend who i don't really care about anymore at all comments on one of my facebook statuses that my opinion about my brother doesn't matter because he is hot and I am not. Woohoo. Now she could very well have been trying to be funny. But she's not. So she shouldn't try.
And then while writing this Lady Gaga attacked me and made me re-do the whole thing over again >.>
When i feel the way I feel it's also hard to be fair to people. So I don't know if I am being fair. I'm a little blinded right now :P I hope I am...I try to be.
Oh yeah...hot chick. Right I forget about my responsibilities...
I'm going to relax and watch The Wall now so....yeah...bye.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Successful Black Man!!!
Wohoo it's Monday so it's time for another meme! I'll blog one of my nice opinion/life pondering posts tomorrow xD School was so hard today it's unbelievable >.>
Yay for successful black guy and his stereotype destroying statements! This meme boldly stands up against racism!.......not :P
Woahoahoah. Suddenly I want to talk about racism :S I really don't get people who get mad when I make a joke about a black guy who likes fried chicken or a cheap jewish person. I really don't.
Avenue Q taught me the wonderful lesson that everyone is a little bit racist. We all stereotype and have fun doing it. It's when you truly believe those stereotypes that it crosses a line. As long as you and the person laughing with you knows it's a joke then there's nothing wrong with it. Now I'm not saying you should go out and start using the N-word all over the place. There's a lot of stuff out there that is just untouchable. And I'm not saying not to watch what you say around certain people, there are a lot of hard asses out there.
In the end what do you laugh at? Things you don't take seriously, for the most part. I don't seriously think Jewish people are cheap. That's nuts :S I do however tell people that they just "Jewed me out of _____"
and I make no apologies.
I laugh at you. You laugh at me. As long as we're both laughing I don't give a shit :) This might leak into another blog post...I've got more to say but don't really have the time D:
Yay for successful black guy and his stereotype destroying statements! This meme boldly stands up against racism!.......not :P
Woahoahoah. Suddenly I want to talk about racism :S I really don't get people who get mad when I make a joke about a black guy who likes fried chicken or a cheap jewish person. I really don't.
Avenue Q taught me the wonderful lesson that everyone is a little bit racist. We all stereotype and have fun doing it. It's when you truly believe those stereotypes that it crosses a line. As long as you and the person laughing with you knows it's a joke then there's nothing wrong with it. Now I'm not saying you should go out and start using the N-word all over the place. There's a lot of stuff out there that is just untouchable. And I'm not saying not to watch what you say around certain people, there are a lot of hard asses out there.
In the end what do you laugh at? Things you don't take seriously, for the most part. I don't seriously think Jewish people are cheap. That's nuts :S I do however tell people that they just "Jewed me out of _____"
and I make no apologies.
I laugh at you. You laugh at me. As long as we're both laughing I don't give a shit :) This might leak into another blog post...I've got more to say but don't really have the time D:
Sunday, March 6, 2011
CUTEWHATSITS
Now I do have lots to blog about but its the end of double experience weekend in black ops so do you think I have the time? NO!!!!
You get something cute and that is all from me! Stop suckling at the teat of my awesome....okay that might be a smidge exaggerated.....ANYWAYS CUTENESS. NAO. HERE YOU GO.
You get something cute and that is all from me! Stop suckling at the teat of my awesome....okay that might be a smidge exaggerated.....ANYWAYS CUTENESS. NAO. HERE YOU GO.
Who is thar?
I want one. End of story. New story. I don't know what kind of animal this is. I want one. End of second story. Third story. Cool story bro. End of final story.
Did you follow all that?
Did you follow all that?
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Legalize Marijuana
Wow. This one will be so long it's not even funny. Now way back when I used to have lots of statistics and stuff to back up everything I say. Now I do remember a couple of links, but I'm pretty much going to run on my own knowledge. And if you don't want to believe me, go ahead. I probably won't touch on everything I know because I know a shitload >.> I guarantee I will forget important points...And it will jump all over the place because in my mind I already know these things so I might forget that I need to flesh out the ideas well for the reader to understand clearly :O But here it goes.
This needs to be legal. Some smokers don't want it to be because they think it will get more expensive. And it will, but the law needs to change out of principle.
Let's get down to it. Firstly we can look at various health affects of marijuana and look at medicinal marijuana (which is already legal)To be prescribed medical marijuana you pretty much need to meet the right kind of doctor . Many doctors simply won't prescribe the treatment because they are against people smoking marijuana. They just let personal bias slip into their job as doctors and they broke the oath they swear on, which is to provide the best possible treatment to their patients.
30 Year Long Study Shows no Cancer-Marijuna link
"Federal health and drug enforcement officials have widely used Tashkin's previous work on marijuana to make the case that the drug is dangerous. Tashkin said that while he still believes marijuana is potentially harmful, its cancer-causing effects appear to be of less concern than previously thought. Earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. However, marijuana also contains the chemical THC, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous."
Another study described in the same paper (that I have read before but can't find again) said that smoking marijuana actually reduces the size of lung tumors. Now don't get me wrong, smoking marijuana is the least healthy way of taking it in. And it wouldn't be so popular if it wasn't the cheapest and easiest. It's because if people don't look closely they might just assume you're smoking a legal cigarette. If marijuana was legal it is likely intake through many other ways would become much more popular. The healthiest option being the Vaporizer for example. This would lead to any negative health affects from the act of inhaling smoke being reduced even greater. For those who don't know a vaporizer basically gets the THC (the drug that gives you the high) right out of weed so you don't need to deal with all that smoke. You just inhale the drug.
Don't get me wrong it still isn't the healthiest thing out there. Long term use increases risk to many mental health afflictions, Alzheimer and Schizophrenia for example. These increased risks are assuming both long term and frequent use. Now tell me, how does long term frequent drinking affect you? It can lead to strokes, heart attacks, Liver, Pancreatitis, Hormonal Imbalance, Sexual dysfunction, Osteoporosis, Arthritis, Kidney Stones, Cancer, Infections, Common Cold, etc.
Alcohol is linked to domestic violence, sexual assault, reckless behaviour, violent crime, none of which marijuana is associated with. How interesting...
Marijuana and Glaucoma
"Other adverse effects from the use of marijuana that have been reported include conjunctival hyperemia, impaired immune system response, impaired memory for recent events, difficulty concentrating, impaired motor coordination, tolerance to repeated doses, and short-term withdrawal symptoms after cessation. Smoking of marijuana also can lead to emphysema-like lung changes, increased risk of cancer, and poor pregnancy outcomes."
Impaired memory for recent events......difficulty concentrating....impaired motor coordination...poor pregnancy outcomes...All affects of drinking.
Now there's so much more to say about this but we'll move on to why it should never have been ILLEGAL, and why it stays illegal, as well as why it should be legal now.
The man who cut down all those trees to make paper way back when. Noticed that Hemp was a much more viable option for the cheap making of paper. Now he had a giant company that was all designed around the wonders of cutting down trees. He was one of the main funders to the original campaign to make marijuana illegal. It had nothing to do with the health affects or any government studies or anything like that. It was a man with a lot of money who didn't want to lose it. Along with the fact that in the early 1900s Western American States we're becoming fearful of the large influx of Mexican immigrants who smoked the drug often.
When Montana outlawed marijuana in 1927, the Butte Montana Standard reported a legislator’s comment: “When some beet field peon takes a few traces of this stuff… he thinks he has just been elected president of Mexico, so he starts out to execute all his political enemies.” In Texas, a senator said on the floor of the Senate: “All Mexicans are crazy, and this stuff [marijuana] is what makes them crazy.”
Fact: At one point in multiple states it was illegal to NOT grow a minimum amount of marijuana relative to the size of your farm.
Now why is it STILL illegal if that was the reason it was illegalized? America. A large amount of American prisons are privately owned. Which means they make money by having lots of people in jail. 4% of people in jail in the States are in there solely for marijuana related crimes as minor as possession. The cost of enforcement of these laws (to America) is $7 billion a year. And 90% of the people imprisoned for marijuana related crimes have no history of violent crime. Money that could easily be spent on more important crimes.
Now you're saying "who cares this is CANADA!!!" Well considering we share the longest unprotected border in the world with their country there is tremendous pressure to keep the drug illegal. Look at the Marc Emery situation. A crime the entire province of BC knew he was committing. Yet did our law enforcement bother with him? No. But the DEA ( a largely American Drug Enforcement Agency) demands that he be arrested (by Canadian officers) under American charges for a crime he was committing in Canada. While our law still deemed the selling of marijuana seeds illegal, it is a largely ignored crime.
Is smoking marijuana even illegal? No the actual act of inhaling it isn't. But posession/selling/growing and all that stuff is. And yet depending on the cop you meet it might even seem legal. Most will just make you get rid of what you've got and take your pipe or any other paraphernalia from you.
It's a confusing world we live in where a drug that was unjustly illegalized, has other drugs that are worse, and is legal one minute and not legal the next depending on what cop you're dealing with, is still illegal.
Go ahead and argue with me on this one. I didn't even make every point I have because this blog post is way too long as it is.
Do I smoke? Yup. Not a shitload but I do. And trust me I have a lot more control over myself when I smoke then when I drink.
This needs to be legal. Some smokers don't want it to be because they think it will get more expensive. And it will, but the law needs to change out of principle.
Let's get down to it. Firstly we can look at various health affects of marijuana and look at medicinal marijuana (which is already legal)To be prescribed medical marijuana you pretty much need to meet the right kind of doctor . Many doctors simply won't prescribe the treatment because they are against people smoking marijuana. They just let personal bias slip into their job as doctors and they broke the oath they swear on, which is to provide the best possible treatment to their patients.
30 Year Long Study Shows no Cancer-Marijuna link
"Federal health and drug enforcement officials have widely used Tashkin's previous work on marijuana to make the case that the drug is dangerous. Tashkin said that while he still believes marijuana is potentially harmful, its cancer-causing effects appear to be of less concern than previously thought. Earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. However, marijuana also contains the chemical THC, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous."
Another study described in the same paper (that I have read before but can't find again) said that smoking marijuana actually reduces the size of lung tumors. Now don't get me wrong, smoking marijuana is the least healthy way of taking it in. And it wouldn't be so popular if it wasn't the cheapest and easiest. It's because if people don't look closely they might just assume you're smoking a legal cigarette. If marijuana was legal it is likely intake through many other ways would become much more popular. The healthiest option being the Vaporizer for example. This would lead to any negative health affects from the act of inhaling smoke being reduced even greater. For those who don't know a vaporizer basically gets the THC (the drug that gives you the high) right out of weed so you don't need to deal with all that smoke. You just inhale the drug.
Don't get me wrong it still isn't the healthiest thing out there. Long term use increases risk to many mental health afflictions, Alzheimer and Schizophrenia for example. These increased risks are assuming both long term and frequent use. Now tell me, how does long term frequent drinking affect you? It can lead to strokes, heart attacks, Liver, Pancreatitis, Hormonal Imbalance, Sexual dysfunction, Osteoporosis, Arthritis, Kidney Stones, Cancer, Infections, Common Cold, etc.
Alcohol is linked to domestic violence, sexual assault, reckless behaviour, violent crime, none of which marijuana is associated with. How interesting...
Marijuana and Glaucoma
"Other adverse effects from the use of marijuana that have been reported include conjunctival hyperemia, impaired immune system response, impaired memory for recent events, difficulty concentrating, impaired motor coordination, tolerance to repeated doses, and short-term withdrawal symptoms after cessation. Smoking of marijuana also can lead to emphysema-like lung changes, increased risk of cancer, and poor pregnancy outcomes."
Impaired memory for recent events......difficulty concentrating....impaired motor coordination...poor pregnancy outcomes...All affects of drinking.
Now there's so much more to say about this but we'll move on to why it should never have been ILLEGAL, and why it stays illegal, as well as why it should be legal now.
The man who cut down all those trees to make paper way back when. Noticed that Hemp was a much more viable option for the cheap making of paper. Now he had a giant company that was all designed around the wonders of cutting down trees. He was one of the main funders to the original campaign to make marijuana illegal. It had nothing to do with the health affects or any government studies or anything like that. It was a man with a lot of money who didn't want to lose it. Along with the fact that in the early 1900s Western American States we're becoming fearful of the large influx of Mexican immigrants who smoked the drug often.
When Montana outlawed marijuana in 1927, the Butte Montana Standard reported a legislator’s comment: “When some beet field peon takes a few traces of this stuff… he thinks he has just been elected president of Mexico, so he starts out to execute all his political enemies.” In Texas, a senator said on the floor of the Senate: “All Mexicans are crazy, and this stuff [marijuana] is what makes them crazy.”
Fact: At one point in multiple states it was illegal to NOT grow a minimum amount of marijuana relative to the size of your farm.
Now why is it STILL illegal if that was the reason it was illegalized? America. A large amount of American prisons are privately owned. Which means they make money by having lots of people in jail. 4% of people in jail in the States are in there solely for marijuana related crimes as minor as possession. The cost of enforcement of these laws (to America) is $7 billion a year. And 90% of the people imprisoned for marijuana related crimes have no history of violent crime. Money that could easily be spent on more important crimes.
Now you're saying "who cares this is CANADA!!!" Well considering we share the longest unprotected border in the world with their country there is tremendous pressure to keep the drug illegal. Look at the Marc Emery situation. A crime the entire province of BC knew he was committing. Yet did our law enforcement bother with him? No. But the DEA ( a largely American Drug Enforcement Agency) demands that he be arrested (by Canadian officers) under American charges for a crime he was committing in Canada. While our law still deemed the selling of marijuana seeds illegal, it is a largely ignored crime.
Is smoking marijuana even illegal? No the actual act of inhaling it isn't. But posession/selling/growing and all that stuff is. And yet depending on the cop you meet it might even seem legal. Most will just make you get rid of what you've got and take your pipe or any other paraphernalia from you.
It's a confusing world we live in where a drug that was unjustly illegalized, has other drugs that are worse, and is legal one minute and not legal the next depending on what cop you're dealing with, is still illegal.
Go ahead and argue with me on this one. I didn't even make every point I have because this blog post is way too long as it is.
Do I smoke? Yup. Not a shitload but I do. And trust me I have a lot more control over myself when I smoke then when I drink.
Friday, March 4, 2011
SYSTEM!!!
System Of A Down. I never really listened to any music until my brother had me listen to System of a Down one day when we went to the movies :O It was amazing. I love them. Now I used to claim that they were the greatest band ever xD I've come a long way since then :P But I still love them and their nu-metal ways.
Now I'm a big hater on the elitist music people...but not going to lie. I respect System of a Down a lot more than Lady Gaga even though she might have a lot more fans. Gaga glorifies sex and drugs. System of a Down writes songs about the horrors of war and the want for the world to recognize genocides they ignore.
They are in town the day after I turn 19. I cant wait. IT WILL ROCK!!! :D They've released five albums and their last one was in 2005 and most of the members went off to their own side projects but they are reuniting for a tour this year :)
They are one of the few bands who have released 2 albums that have reached #1 on the Billboard charts in the same year. They share that record with The Beatles and one (maybe two) other bands I don't know.
They do alternative/nu-metal. Which basically means they rock heavily sometimes and less heavy other times. Daron Malakian + Serj Tankian are perfect together. Daron does coke and rocks hard and all he cares about is kicking ass. Serj cares about making political points. Combine the two and you get FUCK YEAH POLITICS SONGS!!! Or...songs about masturbating on feet....or....your dead pet bunny rabbit :_:
ANYWAYS. Time to post some of my fav. songs!
Psycho (live) - at 3:08 starts a 2 min long solo that gets NUTS
Toxicity Music Video
BYOB Live
Cigaro (live) dirty talk ;)
Now I'm a big hater on the elitist music people...but not going to lie. I respect System of a Down a lot more than Lady Gaga even though she might have a lot more fans. Gaga glorifies sex and drugs. System of a Down writes songs about the horrors of war and the want for the world to recognize genocides they ignore.
They are in town the day after I turn 19. I cant wait. IT WILL ROCK!!! :D They've released five albums and their last one was in 2005 and most of the members went off to their own side projects but they are reuniting for a tour this year :)
They are one of the few bands who have released 2 albums that have reached #1 on the Billboard charts in the same year. They share that record with The Beatles and one (maybe two) other bands I don't know.
They do alternative/nu-metal. Which basically means they rock heavily sometimes and less heavy other times. Daron Malakian + Serj Tankian are perfect together. Daron does coke and rocks hard and all he cares about is kicking ass. Serj cares about making political points. Combine the two and you get FUCK YEAH POLITICS SONGS!!! Or...songs about masturbating on feet....or....your dead pet bunny rabbit :_:
ANYWAYS. Time to post some of my fav. songs!
Psycho (live) - at 3:08 starts a 2 min long solo that gets NUTS
Toxicity Music Video
BYOB Live
Cigaro (live) dirty talk ;)
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Pretty Lady :)
When it comes to my life all is well! Or so it seems :O Only time will tell. Hopefully the underpants gnomes won't try to screw things up like they always do!
Zooey Deschanel. She has been the cute girl in a good couple of movies like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Elf and was pretty funny while she did it. She knows how to dress well too :) She's a little on the skinny side but don't worry I gots nothing against the big girls :P I just can't discriminate against the skinny ones! lol
Zooey Deschanel. She has been the cute girl in a good couple of movies like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Elf and was pretty funny while she did it. She knows how to dress well too :) She's a little on the skinny side but don't worry I gots nothing against the big girls :P I just can't discriminate against the skinny ones! lol
She's funny. She's cute. She's hot. She wins this wednesday :D
She also brings us a perfect example of 1:1 Face to Bang ratio :O Not going to lie when I first saw the words "face to bang ratio" on google I assumed it would tell me how to figure out if you want to bang a girl purely by their face. This however was not what they were talking about...Not that I am in need of such a ratio :P