MOLLUSK :D

You see. I was wandering around one day leading my everyday Sea Cucumber life. When some Sea Urchin invited me to a party! Sea Cucumbers don't get invited to many parties so I was very happy to go :) So when the Sea Cucumber went to this party he noticed there was some other sea creatures there too. There was this Sea Anemone who was really nice. But the first person to talk to him a lot was this crazy Mollusk who seemed to have an obsession with the works of Tom Hanks :S Long story short. HE'S MY BEST BUD :D

He is one of my two male vaults who I can say anything too :) (Everyone needs a vault) He gets me! We love (some of) the same movies, tv, music, and generally FUNNY SHIT. He is one smart dude so I keep him around for that too =P (everyone needs a smart guyyyyyy nah nah nah nah nah nah nah)....like that show...from the family channel....you know the black one? no? FINE THEN.

Since I hated doing school work when I was at school. And he always had to study in the library (GEEEZE) when we had B block off together (with a Sea Lion) so I wrote him this awesome rap :)

Tyler Wood

Tyler Wood?

He don’t live in the hood and I don’t know if he could.

He plays in a pipe band, and you know he’s the right man

for the job. Cause he does lots of chores so he’s a bit of a bore.

Parents keep asking for more, treatin’ him like a whore.

Got sweaty palms from the drummin, cause he don’t be a strumming, cause he be a runnin

back and forth. Teaching Chem, off to bed early for REM.

Before school he sits in the hall, and all he does is LAWL he’s havin a ball

Cause his friends are so funny. And they ain’t got no money but that don’t matter sonny.

He thinks his necklace is cool, won’t take it off in the pool.

Workin like a mule to get into a good school.

Now he might be a bit pudgy , so give him a nudgy.

Let him know he needs exercise maybe out in the snow? Too bad he lives in PoCo...

By the way, i'm not a rapper if you can't tell. In fact....I don't even like much rap and don't listen too it sooooo. Is it that obvious? =P

ANYWAYS. MOLLUSKS. ROCK. JUST SAYIN.

Double the Pleasure =P

Oh baby. Two blogs in one day man this sure is special. I don't even know what this blog post is supposed to be about so we'll see where it goes :S

Today I feel more blargh than ever before. And this is going to seriously contradict my previous post D:

Tasty cabbage rolls weren't tasty, black ops wasn't fun, funny jokes weren't funny, and my shits took too long :(

Nothing seems to be enjoyable D: I feel like the only way I could have fun right now at this very second is to go somewhere and get shitfaced and abuse various substances D: I don't know why! Maybe watching The Blair Witch Project later will straighten me out! Or maybe someone could beat me up =P

I don't know. There's something thing that annoys me which I try to avoid. And I do a good job of it, but sometimes it's so right in my face i'm forced to think about it :( And every time i do it makes me lamesauce for like 24 hours >.> And it's not going away anytime soon because 1/2 the things I do are going to involve the thing that annoys me. But I can't/won't do anything about it. So I am basically committing myself to feeling lamesauce every third or fourth day or so...

But i'm starting to think it's never going to go away. So do I just suck it up and shutup about it? Or what? Does shutting up really solve a problem? People say it doesn't but people also don't like hearing endlessly about the same problem over and over again. But if the problem has no solution then WHAT DO YOU DO.

So much for this bloggage being about nothing :S Oh wells. Ima eat some chocolate.

Edit: This band rapes my mind <3  The xx

Video Games...

Yeah. It had to happen eventually. I had to blog about video games. I LOVE THEM. They've been with me all my life, I have so many wonderful memories involving video games. I cried when Aries died in Final Fantasy VII. I will forever associate every song I remember hearing GTA San Andreas with running over innocent civilians. And will never forget rocking Crash Team Racing on my PS1 as a kid.


Running Over Innocent Civilians!

Why do i feel sometimes like I have to defend my hobby? I don't watch much television anymore. At least my hobby is interactive and involves some skill instead of the amazing skill needed to absorb the most recent episode of CSI: Memphis or something. I don't idolize pretty people portraying the same old cliched character models except this time as vampires or police officers. Not going to lie video games took up a lot of my life as a child and I might have been better off playing less of them. But do i regret it? Hell no. And do I feel as though it's taking away from my life now? Hell no. I have never once made the decision to not hang out with a friend or girlfriend or go out with my family because I wanted to play video games. And I never will make that choice because in the end real life comes first. Time I spend playing video games would just be time I spend doing any other pointless task. If you don't like it go away, because I really don't see why you should care. It doesn't affect you. Now if you'll excuse me I feel like playing Black Ops :)

Music Fridays!

I wasn't going to post today but then I heard this awesome song and decided it was necessary to share the lyrics. But all the awesome couldn't fit into one facebook status D: So here we are!

The song is Little Cream Soda by The White Stripes :DDD


The White Stripes - Little Cream Soda

Well every highway that I go down
Seems to be longer than the last one that i knew about
Oh Well

And every girl that I walk around
Seems to be more of an illusion than the last one that I found
Oh Well

And this old man in front of me
Wearing canes and ruby rings
Is like containing an explosion when he sings
But with every chance to set himself on fire
He just ends up doing the same thing

Well every beautiful thing i come across
Tells me to stop moving and shake this riddle off
Oh Well

And there was a time when all I wanted was my
Ice cream colder, and a little cream soda
Oh Well, Oh Well

And a wooden box, and an alley full of rocks
was all i had to care about
Oh Well, Oh Well, Oh Well

But now my mind is filled with rubber tires
and forest fires
an whether i'm a liar
and lots of other situations where I don't know
what to do at which time god screams to me
“there's nothing left for me to tell you”

Oh Well, Oh Well, Oh Well
Live Performance: THE WHITE STRIPES LIVE :D

Don't know about other people but the lyrics make so much sense as I interpret them and I can relate to them :)

Momma Sea Cucumber

It is official. I have one of the best mothers in the world. She will never read this but I don't care =P I am slo glad I have grown up with a mom and dad who understand their children. It's hard to sum up all the life lessons I just learned in that one car ride...

1) There are consequences for your actions. 

2)There are women out there who should be avoided.

3)And it is better to know what your kids are doing and where and when and have them be honest to you then to have them lie to you.

4)If you teach your children proper decision making from the start of their life rather than making all their decisions for them they will be better off.

5) People will judge, it can't be avoided.

6) Be respectful.

These are extremely dumbed down generalizations of the talk I had with mom today =P I wrote them out in a lot of detail  and even had some others but I felt it was revealing too much about some things. With this blog I need to keep in mind that what I put here could be seen by anyone...

Sea Anenome :)

Believe it or not readers of my blog their is a sea anenome out there. And yes aea anenome is different from Sea Cucumberette (Not looking for one right now but that's a different blog for a different time lol) =P

This Sea Anenome is the one who first revealed to me that I was in fact a Sea Cucumber. It took me a while to accept it but I now embrace it. I would say I have four ultimate best friends of ultimateness. There is myself (I AM AN AWESOME BEST FRIEND TO MYSELF) the Sea Cucumber, there is one Sea Anemone, then there is a Sea Shell (or Mollusk as i shall refer to him for now on), and the other one who i don't see often enough: Sea Horse :)

But today I shall talk about the Sea Anemone. Sea Anemone is pretty well one of the most amazing women on the face of the earth. JUST SAYING. But don't get any ideas because she's with one lucky freaking Mollusk =P She has been there for me whenever I've needed her and has shown herself to be a true friend. I could tell her anything and could trust that no one else would ever hear it from her. She listens to all my stupid troubles and all the ideas and thoughts that I come up with that come and go and change daily because I don't have the mental capacity to stick to one topic for long (or person...) for long. I've got to say I'm amazed how I really haven't known her for that long D: But I really don't ever think about that because it feels like it's been forever =P I applaud her for her ability to take in all the stupid and odd that is the Sea Cucumber :)
And thank goodness I've got her because if I didn't I'd be a saaaaaaaad panda-errr I mean Sea Cucumber! We've done a lot together and I hope there's much more to come! Likkkke CAMPING AND AMSTERDAM AND VEGAS? xD and who knows?!?! She's the kind of girl who you don't really try and predict =P And...what have I done for her? Ummm...I try to be funny? :S SHUTUP BRAIN I DO STUFF...like.....give her ideas! and look at stumbled purses! anddddd wow I am rambling. Yay for Sea Anemones!

ANYWAYS. In Conclusion. While every Sea Cucumber does need a Sea Cucumberette eventually, a Sea Anemone is just as important :) Mollusks are pretty sweet too!!! But he doesn't get a special blog post until he sufficiently whines about the fact that Sea Anemone got one :DD Oh and Sea Horse. WELL MAYBE IF HE WAS AROUND MORE OFTEN. But yeah he's very cool =P

Bloggage

Bloggage. This is what I am writing. Some bloggage. Sounds like a good word to me :) We'll see if I feel like keeping up this one post per day stuff. I guess I will but I'm not committed to it or anything. Maybe I'll attach specific kinds of posts to specific days... Music Monday (music lyrics/band/song whoringoutage) orrrrr Rant Thursdays? lol Iunno we'll see =P I'm sort of a steady stream of rantings so I don't know if that'll work... xD

ANYWAYS. You know how some people CLAIM they don't care what people think of them? I used to do that. All those people are liars. I mean you might now care what the majority of randoms think of you. But there are always some people whose opinion you hold in high regard right? If you don't there's probably something wrong with you... And what about first impressions? Do they really stick? I think they do. I mean I still view some people I knew in elementary school the exact same when they're probably a lot different....or the exact same. There! I just did it! I can't help it! First impressions stick. And no matter how hard you try you can't get around them :S
 
Anyways. There's not really a conclusion. Just observations =P

Thank You Chocolate Bar :D

I thought that this would be something like a facebook+ where I would just post slightly longer versions of facebook statuses but now it feels like I'm probably just going to end up talking about completely different stuff =P And a lot of it lol And no this isn't like that episode of Corner Gas where Hank gets a blog so no one needs to talk to him anymore cause he just posts everything he has to say on his blog. YOU PEOPLE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME IN REAL LIFE TOO.

 Feels weird getting into the serious biznaz right away but why the hell not? It'll probably make it on here eventually anyways :S And when I don't think of anything funny to say you'll probably just end up with either rants on Polygamists homeschooling their kids about the dangers of doing drugs and the Dalai Lama or some of this introspective shiznat you're about to read =P

A year or so ago I had to deal with someone (not going to name names) who was having a really bad time with...well everything. And they were getting really depressed and they asked me. Straight up. What I thought the point of living was. I was amazed at how quick I was to come up with an answer because I couldn't leave this person hanging. And it might sound like a huge question but I found an answer that's pretty simple that I really like. And I understand I might only be 18 years old so I don't have much of the life experience to talk but I will. Because as all 18 year olds I think I know everything =P


My meaning of life would be to a) Help your fellow man. Be it on a day to day level like picking some one up at the bus station cause they didn't have any $ to get home, or on a larger scale by discovering insulin or something like that. and b) Experience everything you can. Because life is short, even though it might not always seem like it. And in that short time there are so many options open to you. I take it as my duty to experience as many things as possible in my life. Now if that means I end up traveling all over the world, doing alot of drugs, reading a lot of books, having lots of sex, or  or anything really. In fact that means I intend to do a little bit of all those things eventually. Who wants to go skydiving with me? :D My goal is to squeeze as many different things into my life as possible.

So I don't know if you've thought of an answer. But I'm happy because mine that I produced on the fly has actually done me a lot of good :)

This post while all deep and whatever has lots of Sea Cucumber randomness. Because there is literally absolutely nothing that made me think of doing this blog post until about ten minutes ago. And that thing wassssss. A chocolate bar I've had for almost a month and haven't eaten yet. Even though I know it's very yummy. :)

So I Guess This Is It Then?

I made a blog because I post way too many facebook statuses about way too many things for anyone to see them all. So I figure this will be easier for everyone :) Or at least that's what I tell myself but it's probably bullshit =P I'm sure there's some reason I made it that the sea cucumber half of my brain is hiding... that bastard...

ANYWAYS. I am 18 years old. I am going to school. I live at home. I love video games and music and movies ever so much. And I have some really awesome friends who you will probably hear about at some point =P

Sooo for my first blog post....it has to have emotional SUBSTANCE, and hilarity, and oddness and a lot of sexy...

TITS OR GTFO =P

And not that it needs to be said. But as always Rule 34 applies. Even to this blog.